Wild Country Page #3

D'you want another boot in the balls?

Alright, calm down for f***'s sake.

Can you hear that?

What?

Kelly Ann, where are you going?

F***'s sake!

Kelly Ann?

What are you doing?

For f***'s sake!

There's no way I'm going in there.

I tell you, I'm not following you!

Did you see the sign?

- Aye, I seen it.

What the f*** is that smell?

I guess that was our abandoned baby.

Lee, come here, quick!

Shine your torch down there.

What the f***...?

Hey, what is this place?

Jesus, it is a wee'un!

You alright?

What it is?

No f***in' way!

Sh*t!

Let's just take the baby

and get out of here.

Aye, good idea.

Just f***in' pick him up!

Right, move.

Come on!

I think he's hungry.

Good! Can we get the f*** outta here?

Wait, Lee! - What?

- Give me your jacket. It's freezing.

Sh*t... that was my mobile!

Let's just get out of here, eh? Go.

Come on!

- Here, hold him.

Here, here.

- Alright!

Get up, wee man. We need to go.

There's a f***in' head up there!

This is serious, Mark, we need to go.

- Where did you get the baby?

What the f***?

- Get out, Lee!

The sheep-shagger's head

is up at the castle!

What?

The sheep-shagging pervert is cut up

and Kelly Ann found a baby.

What the f*** is going on, man?

- Where is Kelly Ann?

Cool it, she's in her tent.

- Is this a wind-up?

What the f***'s going on?

What are you doing?

He's hungry.

We should move it, Kelly...

He has to be fed.

What is it?

I think he's got a wee tooth.

What kind of mother leaves

a wee thing like that out to die?

She could have put it up

for adoption. - It's a him.

I want to see this head.

- It's just as ugly as before.

Cut your head off!

- I'm shitting myself! - Shut up,

this is serious. David, your mobile?

It needs to be charged.

- Oh, good!

What's your like?

- I lost it up there.

Oh, good!

Anyone else got one? Louise?

- I left mine at home. - Mark?

We'll just have to get the baby down

and the police up. - So what...

So, let's go!

I am going to boot

that Father Steve's arse.

We're not going the right way.

- We are.

If it's away from that head,

it's the right way.

What was that?

Where's Mark?

- He was right behind me.

Wee man, don't f*** about!

There's his torch.

Oh Jesus!

Louise, stop it!

Leave it...

I've got a baby here! - Louise!

What's she doin' with the baby?

Get off her! - What are you doing,

prick? She could've hurt the baby.

F*** the baby! F*** it!

That's my wee brother down there!

What is it?

- Where is it? - There!

Run!

It's coming!

Stand still. - What?

- Just do it. Louise, no!

Louise, stand still!

We have to stay together.

It won't attack us if we're together.

So nobody straggles, nobody gets

separated, nobody gets left behind.

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