Wilby Wonderful Page #4
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- 2004
- 99 min
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where you came from
you can remember
what you wanted.
Oh yeah?
So what do you think,
your grandfather
just climbed up those rocks there,
stuck a flag in the ground?
- It was my great-grandfather.
- Those were the days, huh?
Explorers and settlers and all that.
And now what?
It's too bad it couldn't
come to something.
- Come to something how?
- All this beautiful land
just sitting here empty
like this.
This is the only piece of coast
that hasn't been developed.
That's what I mean,
it's a shame.
Going to lunch.
Here comes one of the
queers from the watch.
Irene!
- I'll have a
- Double double?
Yeah.
No wonder his wife took off back
where they came from. Who wouldn't?
Irene, shut up.
Forget it.
We'll be seeing
who's shutting up
when the paper
comes out next week.
What are we supposed to
be looking for anyway?
- Evidence.
- Evidence of what?
- Wrongdoings.
- Oh, right.
They're making a circus
out of nothing.
I think it's only
gonna get worse.
- What is?
- Oh my, looky-looky.
What was I just saying?
Look at this, buddy.
What?
Drug paraphernalia.
Who put that there?
- The drug addicts.
- What drug addicts?
The only drug addicts in Wilby
are the ones who buy it in a
bottle at the "loyalist."
Obviously they're bringing
the drug addicts in.
Who's bringing
the drug addicts in?
- Them. The bad people.
- Oh yeah?
Now they've set up their
headquarters here at the watch.
It is a cancer on the face of
Wilby and must be ecradiated.
- What?
- You know, got rid of.
Right. Well, keep looking.
No, no, wait. You stay here.
I'll have a look.
All right. Right on then, buddy.
WLBR Island Radio
Carol French real estate.
Deena, do you have a number
for Walter MacDonald?
- Who?
- Walter MacDonald, the workman.
Oh, "duck," the painter.
Yeah, yeah, he's a real Picasso.
Everybody calls him
"duck" ever since high school.
Because when he was little, he was really
short, but nobody calls him Walter.
They'll be calling him unemployed
when I get through with him.
- Uh-oh, how come?
- Just get me a number for him.
I'm gonna need you
to do something else.
You're gonna need a piece
of paper and a pencil.
- You got it? Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
- Get the town council on the phone.
- Now?
No, once I've explained
what you have to do.
- Do you wanna hear about the flowers?
- Not right now.
- Paper and pen?
- Oh
Get the town council on the
phone, someone with a title,
and tell them there's a
problem with the banners,
and they won't be
ready for two weeks.
For two weeks, that's easy.
Then wait 10 minutes
and call back.
- Uh-huh.
- Tell them to disregard the first message,
that everything's gonna be fine,
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