
Wiener-Dog
- R
- Year:
- 2016
- 88 min
- $296,568
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Remi!
Remi, look!
I got you a surprise.
Wiener-Dog!
Now who's gonna walk it?
I'll walk it.
And Remi will pitch in, too.
You don't have to
if you don't want to.
Damn right I don't have to.
But tell me
after it shits all over
the living room floor.
Remi understands.
He's not a little kid.
He's a fucking survivor!
His hair is all grown back.
The doctor said
it would be fine
as long as he keeps up
with the blood work.
And now he's got all summer
to learn how to housebreak it.
It's gonna be good for him.
Fucking asshole.
Shh.
It's okay.
It's okay, Wiener-Dog.
I'm here.
Shh.
Heel!
Heel!
Heel! Goddamn it!
Heel!
Motherfucker! Heel.
Heel, motherfucker.
Heel, motherfucker.
Hey, Dad,
when do you think
we can let Wiener-Dog
out of her cage?
When she's housebroken.
Why do people
say "housebroken"?
Because...
Remi, you have to break a dog,
break their will,
so that they'll submit
to your will.
It's a kind of civilizing.
So they act like humans.
You mean so they go
to the bathroom outside
instead of inside?
Exactly.
But when you break a will,
well...
What is a will exactly, anyway?
It's character.
Force of character.
It's the thing
that makes you you.
Hey, Remi, it's time!
We have to go the vet!
- Mom?
- Yes, honey?
What's "spaying" mean?
It just means, this way,
we don't have to worry
about the dog getting pregnant.
What do they do to her?
Really, it's nothing.
She won't know any different.
Does it hurt?
No, really, it happens so fast,
she won't even
know what happened.
But what do they do to her?
You know, honey,
I'm really not sure.
I mean, all dogs get this done.
Really, it's like going
to the dentist
and having your teeth cleaned.
No big deal.
But what if Wiener-Dog
wants to have puppies.
She won't.
Believe me, that's a total myth.
But what
if Wiener-Dog's different?
Honey, she's not.
She's not like you and me.
She doesn't think this way.
She doesn't think.
I mean, she's just a dog.
But she has feelings.
Oh, sweetheart, I know,
and you're right.
But with a dog,
things are different.
A dog is not human.
It's an animal.
They look to us for guidance.
Without us,
they wouldn't even be here.
What do you mean?
Nature doesn't care about them.
It's sad but true.
We're dog's only friend.
Can I watch?
No, definitely not.
The doctor has to be able
to concentrate.
I won't say anything.
I'm sorry, Remi,
but it's just not allowed.
But Wiener-Dog will be scared.
I know she'll want
to hold my hand.
Wiener-Dog will be fine.
Really.
But if you're there with her,
you'll bring in germs with you.
It would be just like
when during intensification,
remember, all the nausea
and then all sorts
of complications
could start up...
Serious complications.
Like what?
She could die.
All right, then.
Run!
Run, Wiener-Dog, run!
Run, run!
Oh!
Remi!
Oh!
Well, I don't think
there'll be any barking tonight.
Way to go.
Hi, honey.
Honey.
Hi.
You know, when I was
a little girl in France,
we had a little dog also...
A poodle.
My mother
found her at the animal shelter,
and she decided to take her in
because she was so cute
and cuddly and sweet and funny.
We named her Croissant
because she loved croissants
so much.
But then, a few months
after she moved in,
a little tired,
like she was depressed.
All her happy spirit
seemed to have vanished.
And that's when we found
out she was pregnant.
Who was the father?
Well, turns out...
she was raped.
What do you mean?
Well, it was a stray dog
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