Why Him? Page #5
- Mmm-hmm.
Don't be so modest, mom.
You're an amazing photographer.
Oh, that looks like
a real dead moose.
Well, that's exactly
what it is, Ned.
A dead moose
suspended in its own urine.
It's meant to symbolize the way
that our culture
has imprisoned our minds.
Oh.
I got to tell you, Ned,
great art really
gets me aroused.
It's actually
a very strong aphrodisiac.
Laird.
Not that you need any help getting
turned on by that gorgeous woman.
Honey.
What? Your mom
is beautiful.
She is. She deserves
some props for that.
Well, I'll take a compliment
wherever I can get one.
Well, here's another one.
You got a bangin' bod, too.
All right.
Hey, what's going on, everyone?
Richard Blais, everybody.
This is the maestro
of molecular gastronomy.
Oh, my god.
That's that cute one
from top chef.
Oh, he's the one
who goes, "bam!"
No, that's Emeril.
He's a f***ing dick, that guy.
Dickie Blais what's up?
Yeah, so laird thought it would be a
fun idea to do a pop-up restaurant
just in your honor tonight.
Did he?
Yeah.
And I have here
a little amuse-bouche.
So if anyone's looking for
a little pre-dinner snack,
you can head on up here.
Count me in,
'cause I'm famished.
All right.
There are so many surprises.
I know.
You're hungry, you've come
to the right place.
I've got surf and turf for you.
Steak and lobster.
Yum, yum.
My version of surf and turf,
edible soil and plankton foam.
Dig in.
Oh.
Wow, can't wait for dinner.
No.
Hey, so I think
it's going great, right?
I think they've already
accepted me.
of a different vibe.
Oh, really?
Like what?
Don't try so hard.
I'm not, what do you mean?
You put in a bowling alley
for my dad
and you got a tattoo of my
entire family on your back.
Oh.
Was the tattoo too much?
Yes.
F***.
Sh*t, I knew it.
Yeah, Gustav said
the same thing.
Okay, don't worry...
I won't get any more tattoos
of them while they're here.
Thank you.
Okay.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Okay.
Oh, one more thing, stop
calling them motherfuckers
and talking about
how hot my mom is.
Well, she's sneaky sexy,
took me by surprise.
Dude, she is a MILF,
like a genuine MILF.
And if it wasn't your MILF,
she'd be a MIWF...
Mmm-mmm.
But I won't.
Okay.
Of course.
Thank you.
All right, it's pretty.
Yeah.
You know...
It's a lot.
Yes! I mean, the moose...
Yes.
And the language.
Come on!
Mmm-hmm.
A real moose!
And he's coming onto your mother.
That's not okay.
And the tattoo?
The tattoo! And how...
Oh, my. And you're...
Yes!
You didn't like the mural
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