Whoops Apocalypse Page #3
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- 1986
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Penis is the name. Dr Theseus Lyndon Penis.
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Gentlemen.
The British delegation have had time
to consider our proposals.
They have formulated
their official response?
I'm sure they have, gentlemen.
Is the CIA sure of these facts?
They say the Santa Maya peace talks
were deliberately sabotaged
by this mercenary, Lacrobat,
"to provoke a war in the Caribbean,
and assist a major arms contract
between Maguadora and the American
weapons company Nevada Technics. "
Let's just pray to God
the press doesn't get a hold of this one.
Here is a late newsflash
A top-secret report issued by the CIA
reveals that the Santa Maya peace talks
were sabotaged by the mercenary Lacrobat,
to provoke a war in the Caribbean
and assist a major arms contract
between Maguadora and the American
weapons company Nevada Technics.
Lacrobat is the world's
most wanted terrorist,
and his methods, though bizarre,
are terrifyingly effective.
He's already wanted
for 27 major international crimes,
including six assassinations
and the recipe for airline lunches,
and the news that he's once again at large
in the West is bound to be a cause for concern.
I'll be talking to President Adams
about the Nevada Technics scandal
live on the phone,
from the Oval Office, in just a moment.
This is suicide, Marv.
There's nothing to worry about, madam.
Mr Sweetzer's here.
Fine. Good!
Who the hell's Mr Sweetzer?
Madam, this report claims
Nevada Technics used a hit man, Lacrobat,
in order to grease a major arms deal.
Oh... well,
I wouldn't put too much reliance on that...
And if that's true, Nevada Technics
would have a lot to answer for, wouldn't they?
Oh, well, yes, of course, but...
Madam President, you are, of course,
married to the chairman of Nevada Technics.
Yes... well, as you know...
as you may know...
my husband is away at present
on business in Australia,
and I wouldn't want to pre-empt anything...
OK, Mr Sweetzer.
...no, I don't mean that...
Oh...
Pardon me, madam...
Well, I'm afraid
the... line appears to be breaking up.
We'll get back to that one later on.
Well hell Gerry it's your company
Find out who hired this lunatic
Our press over here
has been worse than the Manson family got
Plus, our protg in the Caribbean
decides to open a new branch of Gestapo Ltd.
in the country next door.
And now the British Prime Minister
is about to play with his toy boats down there,
which presents the West with a small dilemma,
to say the least...
Well, I miss you too, Superman.
Finish your work and hurry home soon. OK?
OK, honey.
Bye-bye for now.
You show them, Sir Mortimer!
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