Whoopee!
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- Year:
- 1930
- 93 min
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ALL:
Whoopee! Whoopee!Whoopee! Whoopee!
(ALL WHOOPING)
(ALL CLAMORING)
Quiet, folks.
We've ridden 20 miles
today to see
Sally Morgan and Sheriff Bob Wells
get married!
ALL:
Whoopee!Whoopee!
What a wild man
you are, Bill!
Wild enough
to tame you!
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Oh!
A cowboy's a wild man
But, oh, what a mild man
the wildest of cowboys can be
One girl can subdue him
If she'll bill and coo him
Then goodbye
to his liberty
I'm married, so take it
from me, gee!
MEN:
Cowboy, you'regone from the start
With the lassie who
lassoes your heart
Oh, she takes
just one look at you
And, cowboy, your wild days
are through
WOMEN:
You go out and buy herthe tiniest size in rings
She ties you tight
to the end of her apron strings
MEN:
And cowboy you're brandedright from the start
By the lassie who
lassoes your heart
ALL:
Whoopee!Whoopee!
(ALL CHEERING)
(LIVELY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
ALL:
Whoopee! Whoopee!ALL:
Cowboy, you'regone from the start
With the lassie who
lassoes your heart
Oh, she takes
just one look at you
And, cowboy,
your wild days are through
You go out and buy her
the tiniest size in rings
She ties you tight
to the end of her apron strings
And cowboy you're branded
right from the start
By the lassie who
lassoes your heart!
(LAUGHING)
Hey, Sheriff Bob,
how do you like these
outfits we rented for your wedding?
You look like a bunch of
scared coyotes.
Why, that sick cuss
Henry Williams
told us this is
the right way to dress.
Henry Williams did, eh?
Yeah!
Well, he was kidding you,
you dumb critters!
Well, if he was, we're
gonna do a little kidding ourselves
when we catch
hold of him!
Come on, fellas.
Let's go on.
Let's go get him.
(MISS CUSTER HUMMING)
Here's that stuff from the drugstore,
Miss Custer!
Thank you, Bud.
Costs 15 bucks.
Why, that's cheap.
Here's your change.
Thank you.
Say, is that guy
Henry Williams
really as sick as
he thinks he is?
He's so full of pills,
they can't operate on him.
He keeps rolling
off the table!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Come on, sweetheart.
Come on, little girl.
Come on, darling!
There you are! Come on in!
There you go!
There you are!
Henry Williams,
what's that?
Condensed milk.
What are you going
to do with the calf?
Miss Custer, remember, I'm lonesome,
and I need a companion.
Well, if you want
a companion,
why don't you
get a nice girl?
Well, that's
a good idea, too.
But I don't know,
I feel so safe with a calf.
Give me that.
Well, I don't mean that.
Miss Custer, leave my baby go!
Oh, please leave her go.
Go on,
you troublemaker!
Miss Custer,
I don't think I'll be troubling
you much longer!
Don't talk like
that, Henry.
Why, when you came west a year ago,
you may have been sick then,
but now you're as
healthy as I am!
Is that good?
There's really nothing
the matter with you.
Nothing the...
What about the pain
around my heart?
That'll go away.
Yeah, and I'll
go with it.
And then how
about my stomach?
Just a little
indigestion.
A little
indigestion!
My stomach is so bad
when my grandfather died,
he left me $20,000,
and in six weeks,
I'd spent it all on milk of magnesia.
Would you
believe that?
And what about
my lungs?
The doctor says your lungs are
practically brand new.
They should be.
I've never used them.
For nine years,
I've been breathing with my liver.
Henry, you are just
a hypochondriac!
Yes, am I?
How would you like
to see my operation?
No, no, sit down.
Poor Henry, let me
hold your hand.
It's not heavy. I can manage.
Hold your own hand.
Oh, Henry, when I
do hold your hand, like this,
and put my arm
around you
and kind of snuggle
up to you like that,
doesn't it suggest
anything to you?
Yes, it does,
but with my health,
I'd better not
think about it.
Sit down.
(ALARM RINGING)
Henry,
I've been your nurse
for three years now, haven't I?
(MUMBLING)
Nurse for three years.
Do you know why I
studied nursing?
No, why?
Because I'm romantic.
No.
Most girls like big,
strong, healthy men.
Husky, husky.
Yeah, but not me.
No?
I like weak men.
Oh.
I have a positive
passion for a weak man.
I suppose if I was paralyzed,
you'd be cuckoo about me, huh?
(ALARM RINGING)
Silly.
Henry.
I'll bet you don't
know what today is.
(GROANS)
What is today?
Today is Sally's
wedding day.
Can't you feel it, Henry?
It's in the air!
It's all around us.
Romance!
Look in my eyes,
Henry!
I'm looking.
You know I love you.
Oh, Miss Custer!
And you know that
I'm sure that you love me!
Oh, please, Miss Custer!
Oh, Henry, don't you
know how I feel?
Henry, marry me!
Put me down!
Put me down! Put me down.
Listen, darling!
Get away with
your passion.
You give me
goose pimples.
Will you go away?
Go away.
Oh, Henry, please.
Please, marry me.
Why, I'd take such good care of you.
I'd keep you
comfy and warm!
But it would be much cheaper
for me to get a hot water bottle.
Go ahead, will you,
Miss Custer?
Oh, how can you hurt a person's feeling?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if
I've offended you.
But you work me up to
such a pitch with your lovemaking.
Why do you do it?
You know I'm not well.
Why do you make
overtures to me
when I need intermissions
so badly?
Besides, Miss Custer, I couldn't marry you.
I'm too delicate.
But I love you
that way.
Yes, but it wouldn't be fair to our children
to be born without vitamins.
Oh, Miss Custer.
(WHEEZING)
Oh, Henry,
you must love me.
You're breathing
so heavily.
That's not love, you fool.
That's my asthma.
Now, wait a minute.
What are you doing that for?
Aren't you supposed
to be my nurse?
What do you say,
boys?
How are you,
Wanenis?
Hello, Dick.
I'm glad to see you!
We ain't seen much
of you around here
since you graduated
from college.
Where you been?
Why, I've been down in Montana,
laying out
copper mines!
Oh, that's right.
You're a regular mining engineer
now, ain't you?
(CHUCKLES)
I'm working at it.
How come you're
here today?
Oh, got kind of lonesome for the
old stamping grounds
and all the friends
I left here.
Sure tough that Wanenis
came back here today.
Why?
Well, the poor galoot's
been in love
with Sally ever since
they were kids.
He's part Indian,
and her old man wouldn't let them
get hitched.
That's why
he went away!
What are you
doing here?
Who invited you?
Invited me?
Why, I didn't know I
needed an invitation, Mr. Morgan.
I've always been
welcome here before.
Sally is marrying
Bob Wells today.
I shouldn't think that you would
want to be at her wedding.
If I were you,
I'd go.
Your father will tell
you that I'm right.
Him right.
Maybe you come
now, huh?
Best for you.
Black Eagle know.
Black Eagle,
I must see Sally.
No.
I'm going to her.
No.
Oh, hello, fellas.
How are you? Hello.
How's every...
How have you... Hello.
Hello.
(WHISTLING)
You know,
when I was a kid...
Nobody cares about
when you was a kid.
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