White of the Eye Page #3

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Do you still hunt?

No. Why?

Well, I heard you had

quite a reputation.

Very heavy into hunting.

Well, yeah, I used to, but

I quit when I got married.

- My wife... You know how women are.

- Yeah... yeah.

Except when they want

a fur coat, right?

Did you ever meet Joyce Patel?

Joyce Patel? That's the woman...

No, man, I never saw her.

Paul, take a look

at these Polaroids.

No, not more than 1,000 miles.

Mm-hmm. Yep.

These Baja SE tires happen to be

just introduced, quality, mail

order imports from California.

Now, the company has all the

customers on a floppy disk.

So, you could say we're in luck. Only

a few sets in this state so far.

What are you trying to say?

I'm trying to say those

are like fingerprints.

Fresh fingerprints.

How many sets do

you have? In this state?

- 42.

- And out of state?

Paul, I'm gonna let you know a

little privileged information.

We've had three similar

disfigurements at least

in this state and in

this state alone.

Forget about out of state, OK?

Be patient with me.

I don't suppose you recall what you

were doing August 10th for instance?

Tuesday evening?

Well... of course, why should you?

I'll check with my wife.

She keeps the date book.

Well, er... there's no... no hurry.

Besides, I've got

41 more sets to go.

It's just leg work.

That's my specialty.

Come on, Danielle.

Come on, jump! Don't be afraid.

You know, there's no

electricity without copper.

See that?

See it? How could you miss it?

It's the only thing out here.

All these mountains are

man-made by this town.

- Donald, let me ask you a question.

- What?

Is it true that copper bracelets

are good for your sex life?

There's no question about it!

Here! You see this penny?

That's an English penny. That'll

give you a faithful husband.

That's all you gotta do is rub it.

- Don't drop it! Don't lose it!

- I ain't gonna lose it.

- Hey!

- I ain't gonna rub it anyway.

That'll be 16 bucks, Chief.

Looking good, huh?

Let's see how she sounds.

Hey, Paul.

I hear they hunt with handguns

around here, is that right?

I used to pop varmints with an automatic.

I learned to get 'em in one shot.

Oh, man, what bullshit, man!

That's a. 380 Beretta, buddy.

It's got 960 feet per second,

so what are you talking about?

Huh? What the f*** are

you talking about?

This gun's a motherf***er!

It's a f***ing deadly

weapon, man, it's Italian.

Varmints? Varmints sh*t, man!

Hey, Paul.

- Are you doing any hunting or what?

- I'm thinking 'bout going up there Sunday.

Yeah? Mind if I hang out with you?

- Hang out?

- Yeah!

It's late in the season, but I figure there's

a few mulies left up there. Fast ones.

Mulies? What the f*** are

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