White Irish Drinkers

- Get the necklaces.

Go. Go.

Hey, f*ckface.

What's wrong with that one?

- Uh, nothing.

It's got a thing. That's all.

- What thing?

- A what do you call it?

Like, you know, an engraving.

- So what.

- So you can't sell something-

that's got somebody's name on it.

- What are you, the f*cking

stolen goods monitor?

- No, I'm just saying

that you can't sell it if it's-

- take it; I don't give a shit

whose name's on it.

- Come on, danny; It's

somebody's birthday cross, man.

What the f*ck?

- Don't waste my time.

If you don't got the balls-

- look, I'm not gonna take

this one, okay?

- Then get the f*ck out.

- What?

- You're f*cking useless.

- You asked me for a favor.

- You're my brother.

I'm doing you a favor.

Now get out.

I'll do it on my own.

Hey,

go the way we came in.

Leave the flashlight,

asshole.

I should have known better.

- Yeah, me too.

- # oh I got into a fistfight #

# on my first day of school #

# oh I came home

with a fat lip #

# and a blackened eye to boot #

# oh it seems

the local bullyboy #

# oh he didn't like me much #

# when he knocked me down

I got right up #

# oh what else could I do #

# oh I came home to my old man,

told me what I had to do #

# 'cause tomorrow

that same bullyboy #

# be waitin' there for you #

# oh there's good

and there's bad #

# in this world

that we live in #

# I'm tellin' ya son #

# I'm tellin' ya son #

- # oh believe what you feel

not what you heard #

# I'm tellin' ya son #

# I'm tellin' ya son #

- # I met a girl at 16 #

# and she broke my heart

in two #

# oh I learned to drink at 17,

had my first woman too #

# oh the times

they were a-changin' #

# and my old town I outgrew #

# had to see the world

and live my own life #

# so many things I had to do #

# well I quit my job

at the cannery #

# and saved a buck or two #

# oh I knew I'd miss

old mom and dad #

# well it's what I had to do #

- When are we gonna get

some more es, whitey?

- People get the idea.

They don't need to see

every f*cking letter.

- You seem crankier

than usual today.

- We cleared 3 grand

on this chuck berry thing,

but it's only gonna

keep us going for a month.

- I'll find us another act.

There's plenty of these guys

from yesterday

that would come and play

for a lump sum.

- Well, I'm running real low

on lump sums,

especially with a shylock

up my ass.

- Maybe we'll get one of

the big movies at christmas,

run it for a couple of weeks.

- If we make it till then.

- We've got to advertise.

Look at this.

There's two pages

for the rolling stones

at madison square garden.

It's the first tour

with ron wood.

- Who the f*ck is ron wood?

Sounds like a porn star.

- The new guitarist.

You know, it wouldn't kill you

to stay up on that shit.

- That's what I got you for.

Besides, the rolling stones

have all kinds of money.

They can afford to advertise.

We can't.

Hey,

see if you can get buddy holly.

He was big once.

Now he's not doing shit.

- That's 'cause he's dead,

whitey.

- Well,

that's no good.

They got to at least be alive.

- You really have your finger

on the pulse of today.

You seen it?

- Seen what?

Yeah,

f*ckin' freak show.

They'll play a week,

never be heard from again.

Stop bustin' my balls

and get back to work,

you little shit.

- Maybe a concert every month

and the rest of the time movies.

- So you think up the ideas,

and he makes the money.

- It's not like that, ma.

He throws me a little

something extra when he can.

He's barely hanging on as it is.

- So you're really

on the ground floor

of something fantastic here.

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