Where's Manny?
Tell him the ice cream man is here.
Freeze. Hammer time.
Can we get down to business?
You got the money?
Tell him.
He said that
he's not gonna give you one red cent...
until you tell him
Vanilla. That's what you ordered.
-Tell him.
-Okay.
lt's all about the Benjamins, baby!
Bring in the stuff.
-Arnold Schwarzenegger, funny man!
-He's funny like that!
There is your ice cream.
Tell him. l see coming. He say....
l tell him, l say Jesús.
He coming, and he say....
-Tell him.
-He say...
FBl. You're under arrest.
-He's going to run.
-No, he ain't.
You owe me $ .
Where are you going, big boy?
Goddamn. Now l'm going to bust your ass.
ls that all your big ass got?
-Enough.
-Kevin.
All right, you two over here. Right now.
l swear l'll shoot both of you.
Damn, Marcus, why you always
got to pick the biggest dude?
l don't know. l like a challenge.
See, what did l tell you?
We did it, right? Didn't l tell you?
-No help. No backup.
-You the man.
We'll get all the credit.
The biggest bust of our career.
keys of pure....
-Vanilla ice cream?
-What?
My man! Where's the drugs?
l sell ice cream. Strawberry. Vanilla.
Neapolitan, for example.
Tell Manny his ice cream delivery is here.
Never mind. Wrong store.
FBl. Freeze!
-Marcus?
-l'm good.
-They're moving.
-Let's go.
-Which one?
-l don't know.
-God.
-Damn.
l told you we should've called for backup.
You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?
You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?
Let me give you guys a little tip.
lf you're going to
operate outside the channels...
do the whole renegade cop thing...
you might want to make sure
that you get the right guy.
Chief, we almost had the guy.
Our intelligence was just a little off.
Wait a minute. lntelligence?
Look around you, Copeland.
There's nothing intelligent about this.
Now l'm tired of your escapades.
l want them to stop.
The last thing l need is
to be the laughingstock of the Bureau.
And furthermore, the--
Hold on. Hello? Baby, l can't talk.
The Chief is chewing my ass right now.
l got to call you back. Bye.
-Sorry, Chief.
-As l was saying--
Gordon here.
Yes, he is.
-lt's for you.
-Thank you.
-Baby, l'm still with the Chief.
-No respect.
No, he's really not happy now.
Okay, l got to go. Bye. Thanks, Chief.
You guys are.... Get this place cleaned up.
l expect to have a full report
on my desk tomorrow.
-Yes, sir.
-And in the meantime...
l'm checking with the Bureau
to see if they got any openings...
in lraq.
The Dynamic Duo strikes again.
Way to go, Baskin and Robbin.
Or is it Häag and Dazs?
Häag and Dazs. You wrote that?
That's good, l like that.
-Later, Häag.
-Adiós, Dazs.
-l hate those guys, dude.
-Oh, God.
All right.
Well, let's get this place cleaned up.
-All right.
-Okay, so, you do the floor.
Clean all the ice cream up
and l'll go warm the car up.
Okay. So much for a hot meal.
-Hey, baby.
-Don't ''hey, baby'' me.
l can't believe you have me
sitting here all night worried about you.
All night? Baby...
it's only :
.Look, after work, me and Kevin went
down to the bar and had a couple of drinks.
l know. l called the bar.
They said you left at :.
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