white chicks

Synopsis: After an unsuccessful mission, FBI agents Kevin Copeland and Marcus Copeland fall in disgrace in the agency. They decide to swap their bad position with his superior Section Chief Elliott Gordon working undercover in an abduction case, disguised in the two spoiled white daughters of a tycoon, Brittany and Tiffany Wilson, getting in hilarious situations.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Keenen Ivory Wayans
Production: Columbia Pictures
  3 wins & 13 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
109 min

Where's Manny?

Tell him the ice cream man is here.

Freeze. Hammer time.

Can we get down to business?

You got the money?

Tell him.

He said that

he's not gonna give you one red cent...

until you tell him

what flavor the ice cream is.

Vanilla. That's what you ordered.

-Tell him.


lt's all about the Benjamins, baby!

Bring in the stuff.

-Arnold Schwarzenegger, funny man!

-He's funny like that!

There is your ice cream.

Tell him. l see coming. He say....

l tell him, l say Jesús.

He coming, and he say....

-Tell him.

-He say...

FBl. You're under arrest.

-He's going to run.

-No, he ain't.

You owe me $ .

Where are you going, big boy?

Goddamn. Now l'm going to bust your ass.

ls that all your big ass got?



All right, you two over here. Right now.

l swear l'll shoot both of you.

Damn, Marcus, why you always

got to pick the biggest dude?

l don't know. l like a challenge.

See, what did l tell you?

We did it, right? Didn't l tell you?

-No help. No backup.

-You the man.

We'll get all the credit.

The biggest bust of our career.

keys of pure....

-Vanilla ice cream?


My man! Where's the drugs?

l know nothing about drugs.

l sell ice cream. Strawberry. Vanilla.

Neapolitan, for example.

Tell Manny his ice cream delivery is here.

Never mind. Wrong store.

FBl. Freeze!


-l'm good.

-They're moving.

-Let's go.

-Which one?

-l don't know.



l told you we should've called for backup.

You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?

You know the Chief's gonna kill us, right?

Let me give you guys a little tip.

lf you're going to

operate outside the channels...

do the whole renegade cop thing...

you might want to make sure

that you get the right guy.

Chief, we almost had the guy.

Our intelligence was just a little off.

Wait a minute. lntelligence?

Look around you, Copeland.

There's nothing intelligent about this.

Now l'm tired of your escapades.

l want them to stop.

The last thing l need is

to be the laughingstock of the Bureau.

And furthermore, the--

Hold on. Hello? Baby, l can't talk.

The Chief is chewing my ass right now.

l got to call you back. Bye.

-Sorry, Chief.

-As l was saying--

Gordon here.

Yes, he is.

-lt's for you.

-Thank you.

-Baby, l'm still with the Chief.

-No respect.

No, he's really not happy now.

Okay, l got to go. Bye. Thanks, Chief.

You guys are.... Get this place cleaned up.

l expect to have a full report

on my desk tomorrow.

-Yes, sir.

-And in the meantime...

l'm checking with the Bureau

to see if they got any openings...

in lraq.

The Dynamic Duo strikes again.

Way to go, Baskin and Robbin.

Or is it Häag and Dazs?

Häag and Dazs. You wrote that?

That's good, l like that.

-Later, Häag.

-Adiós, Dazs.

-l hate those guys, dude.

-Oh, God.

All right.

Well, let's get this place cleaned up.

-All right.

-Okay, so, you do the floor.

Clean all the ice cream up

and l'll go warm the car up.

Okay. So much for a hot meal.

-Hey, baby.

-Don't ''hey, baby'' me.

l can't believe you have me

sitting here all night worried about you.

All night? Baby...

it's only :

Look, after work, me and Kevin went

down to the bar and had a couple of drinks.

l know. l called the bar.

They said you left at :.

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