Whipped

Synopsis: Set in New York, 'Whipped' is about a group of three single men, buddies from college, whom meet every Sunday at their local diner hangout to discuss their favorite sport: scoring with women. Their conversations (always revealing, sometimes revolting, and occasionally riotous) revolve around the weekend past and the girls that these three egotistical and narcissistic swingers were able or unable to "scam." However, when all three single guys unknowingly go after the same "perfect" woman, Mia (Amanda Peet), they begin to question their skirt-chasing ways. Squabbling breaks out amongst the group as they compete for her attention and suddenly, the fate of their ritual and their friendships, becomes uncertain. Who will win the morning round table bragging rights? You'll be surprised.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Peter M. Cohen
Production: Destination Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.4
Metacritic:
10
Rotten Tomatoes:
13%
R
Year:
2000
82 min
$3,780,907
Website
16 Views

Everybody f*cks everybody.

It's the nature of the beast.

Jesus Christ!

F*ck!

I can provide a woman with

pretty much anything she wants.

Sausage included.

How you doing, baby?

Fine.

Here's my card.

One of the most important keys

to being a scammer

is to try and get their number,

and go to their place, if possible.

Homeless guys got it f*cking made.

Forget about it.

Hi.

Shit.

Ive slept with nine women.

I know, nine women by the time

you're twenty-six,

it's almost like being a virgin.

But I like to think

Im just picky.

Thanks.

Where the f*ck's my tip?

In your pants, dickhead.

You should've took a left.

Asshole.

Nice.

Real nice.

-F*ck off, jerk.

-You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Give me your number,

Ill call you later.

The three of us can make

a Brad sandwich.

Don't touch me.

Brad!

Hey, what's going on?

All right, man. How you doing?

What's up, Zeke?

After you.

SyncFix by divx.NeKryXe.com

So you see...

I got this chick

back at my apartment.

She thinks Im

her best friend's brother.

Why the f*ck does she think that?

'Cause I told her I was.

Only way she'd come home with me.

Do you even know her best friend?

I never know their best friends.

But if they believe I know

their best friends, then Im safe.

-That's genius.

-What do you mean, "safe"?

Safe, you know.

She wants something in common

before she lets you in.

It's like the college connection.

She's comfortable about

letting you nail her.

She thinks you have a bond because

you went to the same school.

All of a sudden,

you're safe.

F*ck this safe bullshit.

Did you bone?

Ah, well.

Listen, okay?

I was at this club

with some guys from work.

Check out those sweet honeys!

That ho' is fly!

Look at those f*cking losers.

They are totally checking us out.

Pigs. So desperate.

Bet they're lawyer

or Wall Street assholes.

They want lawyer rap.

Chicks don't dig lawyer rap,

they want Wall Street.

Yeah, pigs.

I don't know...

I think that blond one's

kind of a hottie.

Yeah, right.

What are you talking about?

Im not even sure

if they can handle me.

Go get them, tiger.

You can have him.

Those chicks are all over me, man.

Im going in.

Brad! Brad! Brad!

Hi.

Have we met before?

Excuse me?

-Im sure Ive met you before.

-I don't think so.

Through a friend or something.

She's not interested, okay?

Just go.

What's your name?

Maybe it'll come back to me.

Im really not interested, so...

Im sorry, you just look like

one of my sister's friends

and I wanted to come over

and say hi. Sorry.

Wait a minute. Who's your sister?

Jen.

You're Jen's brother?

I knew I recognized you

from those pictures.

I haven't seen Jenny

since college.

How did you know to say Jen?

Every chick's got a friend

named Jen. Its common.

Its like Peter.

She didn't ask you your last name?

She wanted me so bad,

all she needed was the link.

So then what?

I fed her some more bullshit

about Jenny

and after twenty minutes

she was begging to join me

in the stabbin' cabin.

Oh...

a very stylin' place you have.

-Not half as stylin' as you.

-Really?

Yes.

She's all over me.

She's so fired up

and raring to go.

She's like a f*cking

gorilla on Ecstasy.

Im in Brad heaven,

just about to get smoked...

when all of a sudden,

she started cleaning my tailpipe.

Man, that's awesome.

Its not awesome,

it's f*cking disgusting.

She tossed your salad.

That's right out of a porno film.

Do you realize how much

people pay for that?

That's got to be the best

blowjob story yet.

No, moron, you're missing the point.

She passed over my dick

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