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Give me that. Okay?

Earl, do you know how hard I have worked

to raise these girls in

a drug-free environment?

Yes, I do. Exactly.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

Hi. Hey, girls. What's up?

Hello. Dropping my flyers off.

Perfect. Hurl Scouts-Holy Rollers.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

See you then. Thanks, girls. Bye.

Come on. All right, let's go. Come on.

BLISS:
Screw you and your

grandma's Chevy Celebrity.

(CHUCKLES)

Here.

No, what are you doing? Yes,

yes, yes. You got stiffed

on your tips again, just take it. No.

Just take it. take it. No.

What is this? What is this?

Roller derby?

This is... This is tomorrow.

This is in Austin.

Yeah, I know.

Will there be cute boys there?

(BOTH CHATTERING)

Hey, Mom, Dad, we're gonna

go to a football game.

It's an away game, but...

The team kind of needs us.

No, no, no, not "kind of," they do.

EARL:
Well, sure.

Hey, I'll tell you what, I'll take you.

No, it's cool. You have your car.

Yeah, I have my car.

No, but I mean, you know,

we can watch together.

Earl, let the girls go

on and have their fun.

And then you and I can nuzzle.

(BOTH GASPING)

I kind of feel bad lying to them.

I don't. I give my parents straight A's.

l get freedom.

(SCREAMING)

(SHEENA IS A RUNK

ROOKER PLAYING ON RADIO)

(SINGING) She's a punk

punk, a punk rocker

Punk punk, a punk rocker

(SCREAMING)

Well, the kids are all

hopped up and ready to go

They're ready to go now

They've got their surfboards

And they're going to

the discotheque a-go-go

But she just couldn't stay

She had to break away

Well, New York City really has it all

Oh, yeah

Don't say I never gave you anything.

Sheena is a punk rocker

(CROWD CHEERING)

Okay, everybody, and welcome

to skate night at the Warehouse.

I'm a little hung-over tonight, so l...

Anyway, let me introduce

you to our first team.

Ooming to you from

the streets of Austin,

men, hold on to your

cookies, it's the Hurl Scouts.

Number 99, captain of the

Hurl Scouts, Maggie Mayhem.

Number 69, Bloody Holly.

Number 3, Rosa Sparks.

Number 2, Smashley Simpson.

Razor Magee's Hurl Scouts have come

in last place three years running.

This league has five teams,

each with their own theme.

What outlaw do we have

skating against the Hurl Scouts

this fine Texas evening here?

I'm talking about the girls so bad

that even God can't keep them in line.

Give it up for the

undefeated Holy Rollers.

Last season's champs

are led by their captain,

the league's leading scorer. Iron Maven.

Yeah, she's the one from the flyer.

I'm feeling hot in these

polyesters right now, baby.

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's play some roller derby.

(BLOWING WHISTLE)

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