When You Wake Up

Punk?

What?

Are you planning on spending

the night in there?

I'll be right out, I'm taking

a shit, I'll be right out.

What, I can't even take a shit anymore?

You're the only one everyone's waiting for.

Do whatever you want.

So, Gyiukas, are you ready?

Always.

We're gonna make some

noise tonight, aren't we?

Huh?

Applause!

Thank you, that's not necessary...

Where's my guitar?

You think that's normal?

What?

You're in a complete coma,

have you seen yourself?

What?

Come on, everything's fine.

Calm down a little, give me a little.

Hey...

What is this?

Eww, what the f*ck is this?

Water.

Punk, this is already the

fourth gig like this.

Mhm.

No one wants to book you anymore.

Come on, don't be an

embarrassment to me or...

Hmmm, embarrassment?

What embarrassment, Gytis.

Gytis...

Who's the star, huh?

You're the star.

Yeah.

Hold this.

Mm. Let's make them shit

themselves today, huh, Gyiukas?

How do I look?

Like a real star.

There!

Thanks.

Well, hicks...

A washed-up one...

Hey... guys...

Well now...I

Hello you hicks!

Yeah, sorry, I got a little... ha...

Yeah, Kelm, zdarova!

Oh, Ukmerg...

Anyway, here we are, and we've

got stuff up to here...

And here's a new track

about fuckin' love...

Come on...

It's very important how you feel

Are you smiling at me, or at others too

If you're smiling at me, I like it a lot

No one refuses to touch

the golden ass anymore...

...because I... I like it a lot

I'm the sexiest and most talented of all

I am the awesomest...

Anyone have anything against that?

I can sing

I can see for myself, don't worry

Don't annoy me

Just don't annoy me

Just don't start

You know, I am amazing...

Don't annoy me...

Don't annoy me...

Get off the stage!

Junk!

Assholes!

Shit!

F*ck, assholes...

Bastards, here I am... Here I'm trying...

Punk...

...like at least I'm doing

something, and what do they...

...and they don't know shit.

What did they expect, that

I'd go and la la la...

Punk!

Did you see that solo, how I rocked it...?

Punk!

Punk!

What?

Calm down, you hear?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, here we go...

That's it, calm down, got it?

Yeah, that's it...

Yeah, that's it, I agree, that's it.

From now on you're touring

on your own, without me.

And that really is it, got it?

Take it easy, what are you

getting all wound up about?

Come on, it's not like we're

friends, talk normally.

We were.

What are you talking about?

I'm sick of your crap,

everything has its limits.

Got it?

Just don't shit yourself, OK?

Just do you really think that

anyone still cares about you?

Listen...

Listen, what, what do you want from me?

What are you getting on my case for?

What do you need?

Oh, I hope I'm not intruding, perhaps

there's something I could get you?

You're intruding. Nothing, thank you.

Hold on, hold on...

Gytis, what, are you, stupid?

Hi.

No, we definitely want to order something.

Of course we'll order something.

This, this is Gytis, my friend.

My best friend.

And this is...

Kristina.

Yeah, so Gytis and I will...

ahh, we'll order, right?

Thanks, that's nice.

He's really a good person just, you know,

he's in a bad mood right now...

Listen, Kris...

Ah, Kris, can I call you Kris?

It just sounds more intimate, doesn't it?

- Is there something you want?

- Oh, an autograph, yeah, of course...

No, this is for work.

Oh, so on your heart then, OK?

Oh, I got a little there, Jesus, hold on...

Oh... Sorry, I lost control...

Gytis...

Listen, why don't you

run over to the bar...

...and bring us a bottle of Jack, Gytis and

I here have some stuff we need to disc...

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