When Harry Tries to Marry Page #3

ln your face!

- Shut up.

- Gutter ball!

You're supposed to hit the pins.

- Shut up!

- l think Louis is cute.

- Am l actually beating you?

Look at the score over there.

lt's because of my leg. Whenever...

- Hey. Hi, Theresa.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- Good. Thanks. Wow.

- Hi.

- How are you?

Handshakes.

Wow.

Show me?

Yeah.

But--

Give me a kiss for good luck.

For good luck.

Anyway, this one guy, was, like,

the blind date from hell.

Theresa, look, l don't

mean to sound offensive,..

...but l hope you don't think

this is a date.

Oh, no.

l'm too late, right?

'Cause you are going on

the ultimate blind date.

You may kiss the bride.

- Why are you mocking my beliefs?

- l'm just playing with you. Sorry.

- Theresa, an arranged marriage is a...

...sacred union between two people

who grow together in time,..

...not some sort of chance meeting,

okay?

lt works because of its process,

Not because somebody winked...

...at you online.

- Yeah. l got it.

Get a room.

You know, l can't believe those guys.

You're the one who told them to get

a room, Theresa.

Yeah, but i didn't think l was literally

gonna be sexiled from my own...

...apartment.

- Sexiled?

Yeah. lt's when your roommate exiles

you to engage in intense sexual...

...activities.

- l see.

Well, we've got the whole night

together, so better start thinking of...

...something to do.

Look, harry,

l want you to know that...

...l know that you're getting married,

And l respect that.

And l'm sorry that l got all weird on

you in the bowling alley.

lt's just--

- Maybe we should start over.

Hi. l'm Harry.

- Theresa.

- Pleased to meet you, Theresa.

- Listen, l gotta get goin'.

l'll go sit on my stoop or something.

- lt's kinda late, isn't it?

Will you be safe?

- lt's fine. l got my stun gun.

- Okay.

- l'll see you later.

Theresa.

You could always sleep with me.

l mean... Sorry.

l meant at my place. ln Louis's bed.

Of course.

- lt's okay.

l don't want to put you out.

Don't worry. l'm not putting out.

Come on.

Let's go.

Harry, could l borrow something

to sleep in?

Yeah, sure.

Pj's. l'll leave them right

outside the door.

Just toss them in, okay?

l got soap in my eyes.

Oh, god, no!

- Oh, god, yes!

- Please, no.

Oh, god, not now.

Think of grandma.

Please, blood,

circulate.

Why won't you circulate

when l need you to circulate?

- Hi.

- Hi.

lt's nice to meet you finally.

At least online.

Same here.

How have you been?

Oh, l've been really busy.

l've been studying for my exams.

l needed a break, and l saw

you online. Anyways...

...l was so relieved to read your bio

data and find out that...

...you're vegetarian.

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