When A Man Falls In The Forest Page #4

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and I know

when you stopped doing it too

and everybody else

stopped doing it.

come on, come on.

That's when you stopped.

Leave me alone.

In order to lucid dream,

you must first remember

your dreams.

It is necessary

to start a journal,

keeping a daily log

of your dreams.

You will start

to recognize patterns

and reoccurring

characteristics.

When dreaming,

these characteristics

can be used

to help tell yourself

that you are,

in fact, dreaming.

This will facilitate lucidity.

Oh.

Yeah, it's--

It's the same material

as my cleaning gloves.

Can I buy a hotdog here too?

Building's falling down.

Ah.

I forgot my clothes.

That's right, folks.

You will get everything,

I mean absolutely everything,

for $19.99.

If you call right now,

we'll throw in our bonus gift.

We've got copper

condiment shakers.

Holy cow, it's a $50 value.

Can you believe it?

Call now.

Can I help you?

Oh, yeah, I'm looking for--

I'm looking for a sleeping aid,

actually.

Over here.

They're all over here.

Okay.

Which ones you looking for?

Anything. Just anything.

Just something that will,

you know--

I use these.

Take a couple of these

before you go to sleep.

You're out

like a coma patient.

Mm-hmm, you use these, huh?

Yeah, from time to time.

They're good,

because you don't get

that sluggishness

in the mornings.

That's the problem

with some of them.

Sure, sure.

You fall asleep,

and then you can't wake up.

Yeah. Yeah, where are those?

You know, the...

Um...

Let's go find those.

I'm not sure

if my supervise--I--

Oh, just--

I can show them to you.

Okay.

I don't know if that--

Let's get some

of those puppies.

There's no harm in looking.

Hey.

Hey, what are you

doing up there?

Just replacing the shingles.

Oh, replacing some shingles.

Hey, when you're done up there,

will you come do my house?

I got to do the whole roof.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Hey, what do you think

yonight we go get

a couple of drinks?

Must be the tar.

Must be the what?

Yeah, I remember

when I was a kid

I was helping my mom

bring groceries to the car.

And it was summer,

and I remember the smell

of the hot asphalt.

I guess the tar of the shingles

reminds me of that.

I don't want a st--

are you listening to me?

I don't want a store credit.

I want a refund.

Sir, I don't know what else

we can do for you.

Okay, is your manager here?

Can I talk to him or her?

Well, I'm

the store manager, sir.

You're the manager.

Great.

Uh, 'cause I have

to tell you,

you really don't know

what you're doing.

Well, I've been--

I've been here

for seven years, sir.

Seven years?

Seven years?

That's great.

That's great.

I'm sorry.

You've been here

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