
When a Man Comes Home
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- 2007
- 100 min
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I want to tell you a story about
a good boy who stuttered like hell.
But first, let's meet his father.
Assholes!
County of whores!
We don't f*ck anymore.
He committed suicide
when Sebastian was a boy.
And that's why Sebastian
started stuttering.
His father was a useless artist,
who drank and fornicated
and full of self-pity he decided
to put an end to everything.
Small-minded fascist recruits!
A doctor told me that 85% of all
suiciders regret it at the last moment.
A few lucky survivors
have said so.
This isn't what I wanted.
Oh no.
Hey! Stop it!
No!
So Sebastian's father wasn't
one of the lucky ones.
It devastated the small family.
Infidelity, suicides and details
like that do that. That's how it is.
That's how Aunt Anna
became Uncle Anna.
And Sebastian became the stuttering
son of two mothers.
Horny, queer rails!
Lie still
while I piss on you, dirty bastards.
He was fine with that
he stuttered.
They thought
he was a good boy
who reacted calmly
to not having a father.
In fact, people who reminded him
Sebastian was mad at him.
And drinkers, liars or adulterers
had to be eliminated.
Sebastian could relax for a short
while. He stuttered a little less.
And on a good day
he could even break out into songs.
As he went along in his solitude
he vowed never
to be a bastard like his father.
NIMBUS FILM PRESENTS
Our story begins the day before
his hometown's 750th anniversary.
This called for a celebration,
was on his way to perform.
Hey!
Hi.
It's the musicians.
Keep going straight.
When you get to the first roundabout
take the first right
and then the second left.
No, take Mosegyden
and then the first...
Shut up, Peter. Go past...
- Take a right. You shut up.
You're sending them the wrong way.
First message.
- This is mom. We're on our way.
- Lots of kisses.
Uncle says hello.
I have to tell you something,
Sebastian.
It's important that it's only
the two of us. Bye.
Bent, you hunk. How's it going?
- Why the hell are you so happy?
Is... Isn't...
- Isn't there a party soon? That's why.
Cover that gut with a shirt.
He banged a pig once.
It's true.
Bent's fat. Sebastian is skinny
and engaged. Congratulations.
Hey!
Hi, Claudia! Over here!
- Hi.
Hi, sweet cheeks.
Want to smoke Daddy's pipe?
You're kidding.
- See you.
Nick, she's Sebastian's lady.
What are you thinking?
What do you mean?
- What's up with you?
What I mean is
she's Sebastian's girlfriend.
Isn't it okay, Sebastian?
- No.
You just can't do that.
- Shut up.
Not again, Nick.
Knock it off!
Easy, Nick. Easy.
Stop it!
Sebastian.
Help!
You're strangling me.
We bought...
...sssix boxes...
Come on, Sebastian.
Six kilos of parparsnips and...
Two boxes of peapeapeas.
Ttten...
Enough! This isn't going anywhere.
That's why we're late all the time.
Wa have four boxes of carrots
peas and asparagus. Three boxes.
Two boxes of broad-leaf lettuce.
- No, it's curly lettuce.
Shut up, Peter.
Okay, okay.
You two, go pick him up. The chef.
He's travelled for more than 30 hours
and driven 1250 miles. He never flies.
He's an artist. A truly great one.
Never flies. A truly great artist.
Stop here.
Well done.
Hi.
Welcome.
- Hi.
Oskar Parvo Andersson.
Has the calf arrrived?
- Yes. 48 pounds.
It's raised on full-fat milk
and stood in the shade.
Not even dew has touched it.
- How is it?
It's dead.
He says the calf is dead.
No.
The calf isn't dead.
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