What Other Couples Do Page #2

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about the fossil fuel situation.

Michelle. We drive an

SUV and a station wagon.

Yeah, but our next cars

are going to be hybrids.

Oh, well, we can start judging

people once we get them.

'kay.

(Dave) You should find out if he's hiring.

(Michelle) Ugh.

(Dave) You haven't

staffed in three seasons.

(Michelle) He's a hack.

And his brother's a clown.

A hack and a clown...

You know that one of their

episodes is up for an Emmy?

Really?

I can guarantee they didn't write it though. In

TV, everybody on staff contributes to every episode.

Well. This hack is 30 years old

and owns a house that costs...

$2.5.

Oh my god.

Hi!

Heeeey!!!

(Music plays)

They never hear us because

this house is so big.

Lisa?

Josh?

Art. I guess they're collecting now.

That f***er. He's just

over here printing money.

(Bree) Hello?

(Ryan) Hello?

Hi!

Hi! How are you?

Really good! How are you guys?

Good to see you!

Glad you could make it finally.

We can stay out late, my mom's

babysitting for us, thank you.

Yes!

I am going to drink my ass off.

No, it's your turn to get up

with Emma and Chloe tomorrow.

Wow. I bet you guys can't

wait to have kids, right?

(Josh laughs)

No, you have to do it. Seriously, it's

the best thing that ever happened to me.

Actually, we're trying

to get pregnant, so...

Yeah, I could be good

without kids, but... whatever.

What're you talking about? You totally

thought that baby was so cute at the barbecue.

All babies are cute. That's their thing. But is

that any reason to make an irreversible decision?

Well, if you didn't want to have

kids, we shouldn't have gotten married.

Nice.

What? I'm just saying.

We're gonna tackle the big issues tonight!

(Ryan) So, where's Ginger and Chris?

(Lisa) I told them not to come until 7:30, so that

we could have some time to discuss the situation.

(Josh) The puppet master.

(Lisa) Stop calling me that.

Wow. That picture is amazing.

They got another TV?

Check it out.

Sloppy already.

So. Chris and Ginger are coming together?

No. Separately.

What was she doing in Texas?

I have no idea because

she's not on Facebook.

People who aren't on Facebook

think they're so cool.

No offense, Bree.

But really it's just a huge pain in

the ass for anybody who loves them...

because how are we

supposed to keep in touch?

Yeah. And she never checks her email, okay?

She has this whole thing about how

email exists as a convenience to us...

and we're not supposed

to let it run our lives.

And she says we have to consciously

decide how much time we're gonna give it.

See? This is why I love her.

Who else says stuff like that?

I don't have time to consciously decide to

do anything. What am I gonna do, call her?

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