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Okay, let's go.
Ha!
... I drive a minivan.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Hmm, convenient.
I once Was lost.
It's a little far forward,
don't you think?
Cut it out, Ben.
I haven't seen
this place in years.
Sure could use an upgrade.
It's probably got the same
gum underneath the seats.
Reverend, it's already time.
They're ready for you noW.
Reverend?
Reverend?
This is a very exciting day
for the little, White church,
so please join me in
giving a Warm Welcome
to our new pastor,
Reverend Dr. Benjamin Walker.
Okay.
Uh, hi, it's a... it's good
to see you all here.
Some of you are
With your families.
I'm With my family as Well.
Wendy there with Megan
and my other daughter
Whose name escapes me
at the moment.
Oh, you know I
got my Bible here.
Yup, it's... you're probably
expecting me to read from
the Bible, right, 'cause that's
What a lot of preachers do.
You know,
I'm a little different.
You know, I... I...
The Bible's old.
It's really old.
So I think it'd be good to talk
about some modern things.
You know, 'cause things,
things are important,
and We all need certain things.
And God, he Wants us to have
What We need, right?
Noah, look, there's Noah.
He had an ark.
Noah had an ark.
And Well, he couldn't have
afforded to build
the ark Without money.
You know, so God obviously
wants us to have money.
And God wants us to be happy.
So, so...
...try to make more money,
so you can buy things,
and then you'll be happy.
God bless you.
Oh, um...
Uh, that Was our
message for today.
Make more money?
Are you out of your mind?
I Was, you know,
completely unprepared.
But you had 3 Weeks
to learn that sermon,
Which I might add, only lasted
less than a minute.
The collection Was down
about 70% from last Week
When We had a prayer service
Without a minister.
Oh, that not using the Bible
thing, that Was different.
Well, you know,
it's important to keep it fresh.
Yup.
Uh-oh.
You should be
ashamed of yourself.
If Pastor McKennett
Wasn't already gone,
that sermon Would
have killed him.
Personally, I thought
it Was great.
No Wasted time.
Right to the point.
Things are good,
make more money.
It Works for me.
See you next Week, Reverend.
Don't count on it.
Hey, you know, I'd really
prefer to get to know
before they get too close.
I'll take care of this.
I got it.
I didn't know you
Went to this church.
I didn't know
the new pastor Was your dad.
His sermon Was...
Oh, I know
he can be such...
Can you give us a moment?
What do you care?
After all, I'm just the daughter
Whose name escapes you
at the moment, right?
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