Wet Hot American Summer Page #9
We had a kooky training period
where it seemed like...
gonna go right. But, guys,
somehow we made it
to the finals.
So I say, when those anonymously
evil campers from Tiger Claw get here,
we give it our best shot, and we try to
come from behind at the last minute...
with some weird trick play that we
made up and we win the game.
What do you say, team?
It sounds like
well-worn territory.
trite. I say we forget it.
- Is that how everybody feels?
- Yeah.
Well, it's fine with me.
So listen, they just
aren't into it. It's kind of trite.
Yeah, you're right. No problem, man.
It's sort of hackneyed. Tried
and done before.
See you later, man.
It's no big deal.
they were totally cool.
Okay? All right.
Susie is gonna score
with McKinley.
Then he's gonna need some
eyewitnesses for verification.
Let's go!
Why does she still
have her clothes on?
- Looks like she's playing the flute.
- Oh, wow. kinky.
As bared witness
by myself,
All of Camp Firewood and the higher
I hereby consecrate
and sanctify the union...
of McKinley and Ben.
May their majestic
and blessed love...
flourish all the days
of their lives.
- Amen.
- Amen.
Amen.
McKinley's a fag.
- McKinley's a fag with Ben!
- What are we gonna do?
Capture the flag!
Hey, aren't you
gonna eat anything?
I'm not hungry.
So, you haven't made many
friends this summer, have you?
No, I have not.
- Let's drop the robot voice, shall we?
- Okay.
- This your first summer here?
- Fifth. You were my counselor...
- three times.
- Now I'm the camp director.
If there's anything I can do to make your
last day more enjoyable, let me know.
Really?
I have an idea. How about
whatever you've been working
on is your talent tonight?
That way, the other campers
can get to know you.
- It's not a song or anything. - It's
okay. I'll have Susie put you on the list.
Oh, God! Thank you!
- How was the waterfront this morning?
- It was good.
We gonna get a chance
to spend time together?
into my face all day?
Sorry.
Apology accepted.
Guess what. A bunch of us went into town
and got ice cream and hamburgers...
It smells like the ribs are ready.
Beth, I may regret saying this,
- but how dare you usurp my authority
as producer... - Hmpf!
Director/choreographer
of the talent show?
You were wrong
to do that!
I have been busting
my balls, woman!
I am telling you,
the musical numbers are a mess,
my kids are a bunch
of amateurs,
and the last thing I need today
is some diabetic freak...
prancing around on stage
making my life a living hell!
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