Weirdsville Page #3
You mean in junior high?
Yeah, me and my brother.
We won 50 bucks
and an Atari.
That's impressive.
I didn't see your
college drop-out ass
on Quiz Time, did I?
No, you-- No, no.
No, you didn't.
Hang on a sec?
Hurry up, man.
Here.
Right here.
Notwithstanding your triumph
on Quiz Time 300 years ago,
I still think
the drugs are starting
to make you stupid.
I'm sorry,
not stupid... slow.
What are you
lecturing me for?
Remember last year?
You wrote to Tetley
to pitch the idea
of Ciga-tea?
Yeah, man,
tea with nicotine in it.
That's--
That's brilliant.
Your product sample
was a tea bag
filled with pipe tobacco.
Premium tobacco, baby.
Well, what about the time
you wrote to Kraft
with a proposal
for sprayable mayonnaise?
Sprayonaise.
I rest my case.
Todd.
I know you speak English,
but do you understand English?
Yeah.
Perhaps I wasn't clear
on how you should dress.
You basically said
I gotta dress
like my old man.
Okay.
Appearance is a very important
part of our code.
Never forget that.
I didn't know the code.
Shh...
Shh, I told you the code.
I'm going to let it pass
this time, but next time...
Okay.
Wow.
Follow me, children.
Goa-ta-se.
It's "Goatse, " man.
Who can't read now?
Keep digging, man.
Whenever they find a body,
in a shallow grave.
We've gotta
make this deep.
No.
I can't, man.
This is not some dead body.
It's Mattie.
You want to go to jail?
I don't want to go to jail.
Matilda doesn't want us
to go to jail!
She deserves
better than this.
I'm going to the can.
F***ing bullshit.
What's the cup for?
It's a goblet.
And you'll see.
Let us begin.
Todd Kranshaw,
are you willing
to renounce all loyalty
to God and Jesus Christ?
Yeah, man.
Do you swear allegiance
to the Prince of Darkness?
I do.
It's "I swear", Todd,
not "I do. "
You're not getting married.
I swear!
Nice.
Okay.
You can kneel down now, Todd.
I'm going to go
warm up the car.
We've gotta take her
to the hospital, man.
We're not going to bury her
like she never existed.
F***.
--as your story unfolds
From your eyes to mine
I can see
A blue wave run
And blue heat
from your heart
Like nothing in the sun
Okay.
I call upon
the darkest of angels
to anoint the blood
of our new brother
and reveal to him
the unholy covenant
of our Lord Lucifer!
Hey, what are you doing?
Let me go!
Let me go!
What the f***
are you guys doing?
Throw me the key!
It's just
an amateur theatrical!
Ugh!
Which key is it?
The gold one.
Hey!
Someone's upstairs.
Come on, we gotta go.
Sh*t! Is there another
way out of here?
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