Weird Science Page #4

the same dream.

It had to be a dream.

In your dream,

did I get up in the middle of the night

and yak

in your sink?

Didn't throw up. No.

Maybe it was a dream,

you know...

A very weird, bizarre,

vivid, erotic, wet,

detailed dream.

Maybe we have malaria.

Sh*t.

Gary! Wyatt!

Breakfast.!

I don't

have the bucks

to pay Chet off

about this.

You can't fear Chet

the rest of your life.

Why not?

Please...

I don't know, Wyatt.

I mean, it's seriously

affecting your sex life.

10 seconds into

my gymnastics routine,

you passed out.

You slept.

I did my toes.

By the way,

you're very cute.

We'll try it again

sometime.

Good morning,

turd brain.

Hi, Chet.

You spit in this?

Not that

I'm aware of, no.

Hey, that looks

pretty good.

Now make yourself one,

dick weed.

I like your panties.

It's a joke, Chet.

That's not a joke!

That is a severe

behavioral disorder.

Those are women's

underpants!

Next you'll be wearing

a bra on your head.

The old man's

going to have a stroke.

All right, Chet.

How much?

How much?

This goes way beyond

payment, pal.

Come on, Chet.

Please?

Well...

your VCR

should cover it...

for openers.

Thank you.

For Christ's sakes,

will you cover yourself?

You guys looking for

something for your mom?

I really don't

think so... Sue.

Do you guys have,

uh... girlfriends?

One does not refer to

a 23-year-old woman

as a girlfriend.

Uh, mistress, Gar.

Um, lover.

Sexpot.

She's a sexpot.

You guys are the ones that got beat up

at the homecoming

game, right?

Do you think

you could wrap up

a bottle of

this scent for me?

Um, two.

Set yourself up

with one, too.

Three scents, please.

If you were

a 15-year-old boy,

would these

turn you on?

I think so, too.

I'll take them.

Do you have a bra

to match that...

something leather,

rubber, or barbed wire?

Give me a break.

Check it out.

What?

Five bucks?

Finsky.

Max, what

will you do?

For the first time

in my life,

I don't feel like

a total dick.

Yeah, me either.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha.!

Sorry, boys.

Momentary loss

of motor control.

You guys getting

tired of this?

There's a big

white sale going on...

at Towel World!

We're not impressed.

Can I have some

of that, please?

Their sh*t bores me.

Should we dump them?

We've been with them

three months.

We've been

to all the parties.

We won't go

to any more parties.

We'll go into

a social coma.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Let's give them

another chance.

Okay.

Will you

forgive us?

Oh, you guys.

What will

we do with you?

Excuse me!

We got her,

we got her.

Hey!

Hey.

Hi.

That's Ian.

This is Max.

We call him Mad Max.

I saw you

on the escalator.

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