Wedlock Page #4

- No! I can't.

Stop it! Goddamn...

You still with us there, Frank?

How... long?

Are you having a nice day?

Listen, pal, you're not looking too good.

Listen to me.

I could get you out of there

in five seconds.

All you gotta do is tell me

where the diamonds are.

- North...

- North?

North Pole. Ask for Santa.

Sh*t. Sh*t!

You were right.

He's one tough little bastard.

- 'Is he dead? '

- No, no. He's in the infirmary for a week.

'I told you he was smart.

Will you listen to me now? '

OK, we'll do things your way.

Everyone thought you were dead.

Do me a favour, pretend I am.

Jeez, Magenta,

you'd make coffee nervous.

Pal, I'm really sorry.

Uh-uh. You are dead, f***.

Break it up. Damn it, break it up.

You're making friends fast.

Now, clean this up.

Be seeing you.

Come on, baby. I got something for you.

You sure looking good, baby.

Come on, don't walk away.

- Oh, yeah!

- Hey!

Please, baby, might as well give it on up.

- Uh-uh.

- Oh, come on.

I'll be back. Give you another chance.

Hi.

Come on.

- What can be so important...

- Shh.

I know who my wedlock partner is.

Gee, congratulations. Er, goodbye.

And... I know who

your wedlock partner is.

Is that it?

You're not very smart, are you?

You're my wedlock partner.

Bullshit. How would you know?

One of the guards. I have my ways.

I'm sorry, I don't feel like risking my life

on information some guard told you

in the middle of a poke.

Listen. I've gotta get out of here

and I can't do it without you.

- You got a date?

- A wedding to go to.

Oh, great. Tracy.

Let's get out of here,

get these collars off. We can be together.

Can I be frank with you?

You couldn't turn me on if I had a switch.

'You got a real problem with women, pal.'

'Right - all the ones I know

are still breathing.'

- Watch yourself.

- Watch your back.

- Over here.

- Give me that PO number.

It's on the way.

Don't worry about it.

Thought you might want to apologise

about last night.

Yeah, I'm sorry I wasn't clear enough.

Stay the f*** away from me.

Now what?

I told you she's mine.

She's all yours. I didn't touch her.

That's where you're all wrong, pal.

Puce saw you boning at the Ranch.

You don't understand,

all we did was talk.

Tell him.

Tell him.

Now I'm gonna have to kill you.

Kill her. She was the one

who invited me over.

You guys wanna mangle each other,

do it the right way - settle it in the yard.

Tomorrow... morning...

f***.

- Fine.

- I'll see you.

- You were better off in the floaters.

- I was better off engaged.

and nobody will make a bet on you.

Teal, you've been a real pal.

In case I don't make it through tomorrow,

my friend's holding something for me.

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