Wasted on the Young Page #2

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That's great. He's a good kid.

Aren't you kind of the same age?

Hey, listen, listen.

If you want me to sort you out too,

let me know.

Maybe later. We're going upstairs.

Thanks.

You want to have some fun?

Aren't we having fun?

Oh God, not K. I'm smashed!

Whoops!

- Zack, have you seen Xandrie around?

- Who?

She's in our history class.

Used to go out with Brad. Big smile.

I don't know, man. Maybe try out back.

Hey, Daz!

Has your brother f***ed her yet?

Would I want her if he had?

You know, I think I'm maturing.

I've got this new thing for older women.

That explains the smile

on your mother's face.

That explains the smile on your

mother's... F*** off!

Seriously, have you seen

Zack's step-mum?

That b*tch is off the hook. I'd go her.

Watch your f***ing mouth.

That's my dad's lady friend.

Excellent.

Take it. I'm gone. Thanks!

Hello! We got you these.

You seemed lonely, ladies.

Oh, thanks.

- Hi, I'm Ella.

- Oh, biology. Right.

Where do you live?

So, man, are you taking anything?

Nuh. It's too risky.

My old man used them when he turned pro.

It's ancient herbal sh*t.

They don't test for it anymore.

- I'm still going to kick your arse.

- Yeah, whatever.

I just need a state place to keep out

of the army. Got this deal with my dad.

Brooky, my dad is

going to cut me off at the knees

if I don't get an 85-plus on my TER.

He started caring

when he married a new son.

Now he knows what a f***ing student's

meant to look like.

- Fathers, huh?

- Yeah.

My God. It's boring out here.

You guys should come inside

and dance or something.

- I'm waiting for someone.

- Oh, no. Not Darren?

- Stay away, girlfriend. He's bad news.

- Excuse me?

Aim higher. You're cute enough.

Feel free to be abrasive.

I don't mind at all.

Whatever. Let's go. Come on.

Uh...

- Come on, let's have some fun for once.

- Yeah.

OK.

They sure as hell don't

test for this sh*t. I'm fired up.

- Let's get laid.

- Oh, you dog, you.

Hey, Daz.

This is that girl right there.

She just gave me a private show.

Are you gonna hook up with Xandrie

tonight?

- Only if you film it.

- It's just that you're a bit late.

- I just want to speak to...

- I think not.

Unless you're gonna suck me

better than one of these chicks,

you can just suck me.

Hey, turd boy!

Get out. Get out.

There you go.

I'm out, guys.

Awesome party, man. See you later.

- See ya.

- Yeah.

End of an era.

The last year of our career,

then we're done.

We're old, old men, out of school.

Getting old's for c*nts.

Real men stay young.

Well, life is about to end, anyway.

What?

We're dead already!

This is the afterlife, so party!

- It's a Buddhist thing.

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