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This is the biggest extravaganza

in the history of Central Asia.

And it's the centerpiece of our P.R. blitz here.

It's perfect branding synergy, Hauser.

Blends the image of an American-style

woman getting her own and getting it on.

A great new democratic dynasty...

with all the strength and

virility of traditional warlords.

Exactly. That's why you're the best.

Overall, we see it as a pretty irresistible package.

We're getting worldwide coverage, U.S.

networks, Sky Channel, Al Jazeera...

so make it big buddy.

See she gets everything she wants

and make this a grand finale...

the world will never forget.

You bet.

Jeff? So, listen. I met this guy...

No, he's just some mid-level schmo.

Anyway, I think if I play him right, I

can get a pass out of the Green Zone...

and I can see what's really going on here.

No chip for me, thanks.

Ma'am, you really won't get the

full experience without the chip.

Doctor's orders. I get hives.

Welcome to Implanted Journalist Experience.

Thanks to cutting-edge Tamerlane

Interactive Technology...

we are now able to reduce the risk of

journalist mortality to virtually zero.

The Combat-o-Rama Implantation Device...

will allow you to experience

full spectrum sensory reality.

Over the next seventy-two hours,

some of you may experience...

headaches, nausea and some muscle pain. This is normal.

If symptoms of epilepsy occur, please notify your doctor.

Thanks and enjoy the ride.

Mr. Hauser!

Mr. Hauser!

Yonica Baby is two minutes from arrival. We need to go.

Yonica! I love you!

Jesus Christ.

Hi. Welcome. How was traffic?

I hear those checkpoints can be murder.

Where is dressing room? I'm f***ing wasted.

Well, let me show you.

She needs Popeye ten-piece box. All white meat.

Extra crispy, extra spicy. Diet Coke. You get it?

And pickles.

She wants pickles. Clausen classic dill pickles.

- Pickles?

- Yeah.

- All right...

- You are big boss?

- I guess I am, yeah.

- How big?

Don't do that.

Confiscate that film.

I do what I want. Okay?

Of course you do and we're excited to have you.

Don't get too excited.

I'm not that excited. Let me

show you to your dressing room.

Get some chicken, pickles. And whatever you want.

Come on in. Hi. Nice work with the bat.

How are you? Hi, good luck.

Hi. Mr. Pickle. Las Vegas. Mr. Federline.

The impending marriage of Central Asian pop star...

and Ooq-Mi-Fay Taqnufmini the

scion of the powerful Turaqi clan.

The marriage. A symbol of democratization...

or a sleazy public relations stunt?

Yes or no?

Natalie.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Jesus. What is this place?

It's the Freedom Grand. How do you like it?

Guess I could go with strange love in the desert.

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