Waist Deep Page #5

Gucci pumps, Prada panties,

Fendi body bag.

-Hey, girl.

-Hey, mama.

You got something for me today?

Today I'm not selling.

I'm buying.

All right. But he can't come up in here.

I don't know him.

Come on, girl. This is my new baby.

He wants to spend some moneys on me.

Mmm-hmm.

Come on.

-How you doing?

-How you?

Damn.

I guess we ain't gotta go

to the mall no more.

What can I help y'all with today?

Just looking to buy my boo

a few little things, you know.

We got a little event coming up.

Wanna make sure she's jazzy.

Well, what did you have in mind?

Well, what you got?

Right here I have a little Versace.

Over here.

Right here we have a little Gucci.

A little Valentino.

Over in this corner, I have Kevan Hall,

which is my favorite designer,

his new collection.

Right up them steps

I have a little Phat Farm,

Sean John and some Baby Phat.

You going to

like something, girl.

All right.

I'm gonna let you all be.

Where's your bathroom? I gotta sh*t.

Uh-uh.

Girl, he's impossible sometimes.

You know I don't play all that niggas

all up in my house, taking shits...

Hey, you know that I know.

It's just he's got some moneys and

he wants to spend it on me.

I understand.

A little money is good.

Oh, these are real cute.

-Looking all Grecian and sh*t.

-Brand new, girl.

-I'll give you a good price on that.

-It's my size, too.

You know, the girls done ran

all through here already.

F***!

-Open the safe.

-What the f*** is going on, man?

-What the f*** is this, man?

-Open the safe.

Shut up. Get your ass down.

You know whose money

you're f***ing with?

Yeah. Tell him P-Money came

to collect his rent.

Tell P-Money that Big Meat,

he gonna bury that ass.

Shut the f*** up

and open the safe!

I just love these shoes.

I just feel like once I've been in them

for a couple hours, though,

I'm gonna feel like

I wanna kill myself.

Sometimes you

gotta suffer, girl.

I mean, you know what they say,

"Beauty is pain."

What do you think

about this dress?

We'll take it.

As a matter of fact,

we'll take all this sh*t.

Damn, nigga.

You know who you're f***ing with?

You know what? Somebody else asked me

the same question earlier.

What? We hit P-Money's spot

and make him think it's Meat.

Then we hit Meat's spot

and make him think it's P-Money.

They start going at it, we run up

out of there with all their sh*t.

I told you,

I've got you, girl.

Yeah?

It's Double Dutch.

Mookie cousin.

All right.

I told you I'm cold

with this sh*t, boy.

You better not play.

She over there getting

your ass waxed now.

F*** it, you're supposed to be

teaching the motherf***er.

-Yo.

-Sh*t!

What's up?

When Mookie getting out?

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