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I'm just having a devil of a time

trying to figure it out.

Well, then figure it out soon, Junior.

Your brother Jeb

graduates Phi Beta Kappa.

What did you get? Cs?

You only get one bite at the apple.

Well, Jeb's not me

and I don't wanna be Jeb, Poppy.

Look, what I'd really love...

I mean, what I'd really love to do

is to find something in baseball.

What? You can't play.

Coach? You're fishing

for the moon in the water.

Something real.

I started out in the oil fields.

I was hoping that...

No, I'll try harder, Poppy, I promise.

No, I can do it.

Can you? Can you really?

You agreed to work

for a period of time...

...and you haven't

kept your word once. Not once.

In our family, the Bush family...

...we honor our commitments.

I'll take care of this...

...young woman.

You disappoint me, Junior.

Deeply disappoint me.

Is that it?

Yeah.

Almost three minutes behind, Rafael.

Pick up the pace.

My running times are better than ever

since the Afghan invasion.

I'm back down from 7-minute miles

to the 6:
45s.

I mean, honestly, I'm probably

the fastest president in history.

I heard your father

was a pretty good runner too.

Yeah, second fastest, maybe.

He had endurance,

but not my kind of speed.

What about Clinton?

My mother waddles faster

than that lardass.

And my pulse is only 35I 40.

You need to get in shape, Vice.

We need you around.

Three heart attacks is three too many.

Thank you.

Mr. President...

...if there was an E. coli breakout

in a produce farm in Maryland...

...would you take the chance of eating

the lettuce in that sandwich?

Why are you bringing this up?

I mean, you know I got tasters

in the kitchen.

If there was a 1 percent chance

of you dying, sir...

...would you eat the lettuce

in that sandwich?

One percent?

No. Probably not.

Most people wouldn't, sir.

And that's the dark side.

The 1 percent chance of a nuclear

attack, or an anthrax epidemic...

...or God help us,

a smallpox outbreak.

We'd have 200 million Americans

dead on our hands.

Why are you

bringing this up at lunch?

Vice, I mean, you know

I agree with you on this.

Because I'm more worried now

than I was on 9l11.

And you know

how disorganized we were.

I just wanna know

where you're going with this.

Mr. President...

...this is a fulcrum point in history.

Your presidency.

The Middle East, 9l11,

homeland security.

Everything is coming together

like a perfect storm.

Now, with all due respect, sir...

...I don't think this executive branch

is ready for that.

- Didn't we get the Patriot Act through?

- Doesn't go far enough, sir.

All right, Vice, so, what do you want

me to do that I haven't already done?

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