Vihtori ja Klaara Page #2

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Even less than before

If you knew what

a circus we've had here

Worse than ever

during my marriage

- Oh, Auntie Klaara again?

- Yes

She had something

to do with it

Vuorenkaiku. - You're going

to sleep though dinner, too

Oh no, darling

You scurried around like a

weasel before we got married

Goodbye, my love

What did you say,

you double-oaf?

Are you conscious enough -

- to talk business with?

- Yes

- How much do you need?

- I'm buying a beauty salon

Too late, darling.

Rather buy a hospital -

so that I'd have

some use of it, too

Come here and repeat that

Or shall I come there?

- No, my love.

- Then it's done

I'll buy the salon

for me and Vappu

Yes, love. - It'll be a rendez-

vouz point for the nobility

Mrs Mielonen

will be green with envy

Yes, love

In the evenings, ladies

will have coffee there

Yes, love

And I can have

three baths a day

Yes, love

- And pedicures for my hands

and everything. - Yes, love

So, I'll go and buy the shop

Send me some money,

so that I can pay cash

No, goddamnit and hell no!

You're not buying

that salon, no way!

Sir?

Damn

Don't swear, Dad, it

doesn't become a great man

- But everything's going straight to.

- Hush!

Quiet, Dad, no wonder,

it's Friday the 13 th

In my marriage, it's

always Friday the 13 th

Speaking of marriage -

I came to tell you

that I'm getting married

- What? Married?

- Yes

I'll be damned

Matrimony seems to

be running in the family

My grandfather was married,

good old Pops got married

Not to mention me.

And now my daughter -

tells me that she's

getting married

Won't human

kind ever get wiser?

But Dad,

we're very old friends

I've known him

for almost a month

Even if he were your

brother, I'd say no

- Besides, he doesn't drink.

- Doesn't drink

- Nor smoke or swear?

- No

Should I give my daughter

to such a wimp?

But I love him,

and he's a car mechanic

A widower

emperor for all I care

A car mechanic

who smells of gasoline

And I'd get to pay for the gas

Once you get to know

him, you'll pay gladly

But I won't get to know him

But I'm marrying him

Like mother, like

daughter, damn it

Mrs Vuorenkaiku's daughter

marrying a mechanic

- No, never.

- But he's an engineer

He's an apprentice

at the shop

He has studied nine

years at the University -

and knows lots of things

Brains were never

the key factor for me

You won't need any.

You'll marry into high society

He is high society

Besides, his name

is Peter von Saslik

Bless me, a real live von!

Well, why didn't you say so?

Bring him over for coffee

tomorrow, so we can take a look

Dad still won't allow it

Nonsense,

I'll turn Vihtori around

Yeah, yeah

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