
Video Vixens
- NOT RATED
- Year:
- 2006
- 75 min
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afternoon that he fully
intends to run for reelection.
That wraps up the national news.
I'm Jim Walters.
to the movies last night,
and here he is to
tell you all about it.
Gordon?
Thank you, Jim.
I'm a movie critic.
I get paid to go to the movies.
People envy me.
They think my job is
some sort of a picnic.
Well, it's not a
picnic, not one bit.
Last night I more than
earned every bit of the money
that KLITT pays me.
I was witness to a movie
so lewd, so filthy,
noxious, and obscene that--
[beeping]
Yeah?
Tell him to go screw it.
Tell him I said so.
GORDON (ON TV):
To performsordid, sexual acts
with people, and it's just
a downright abomination
None of you will have to
see that sick, sordid--
Memo.
To chairman of the board
regarding Saturday night
ratings 8:
00 to 10:00 PM last.I am proceeding to drop programs
as previously discussed.
GORDON (ON TV):
Smut, smut, smut.
We'll phase out shows
in four weeks and buying
films for prime time viewing.
Films so depraved,
so degrading,
so vile and perverted--
Have additional and regular
sponsors now willing to make.
[beeping]
GORDON (ON TV):
But they'renot only nonsensitive,
but indicative of
a social malaise
of frightening proportion.
Yeah.
That's correct.
GORDON (ON TV):
I callupon the district attorney
to enforce the obscenity
laws that are--
Look.
I mean to set the
record straight.
Your contract's
not being renewed.
Your show's a loser.
It stinks.
You haven't turned in a decent
production over four years.
We both know that.
Yeah.
Well, just keep me informed
as to your procedures
in phasing out.
Just do it in style.
Right.
Have additional and regular
sponsors now willing
to make swing over to feature
films that I personally select.
Very truly yours, Clifford
Bradley, president, et cetera.
Angel, get this out right away.
Hey, Caroline.
Get this [inaudible]
fire, will you?
Easy on the fever
beaver, you toilet pole.
Oh, take it easy, Miss Thing.
Its seen worse days, I'm sure.
Hey, sweetheart.
Will you put a little
rouge on her nips
so we can shoot this thing?
What?
It's for you, honey.
Yeah?
Who is it?
Uh, Mr Bradley,
Or, like, Cliff?
Give me the phone.
Yeah?
ANGEL:
Mr Boorski on 4-2.Shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, this is Boorski.
Who?
Now, come on.
Speak up, buddy.
I can't hear you.
Go on?
Well, listen.
I'm real glad to hear
you like a little nookie
now and then, buddy.
But I don't see what the hell
that's got to do with you
tying up my time on the phone.
Now, look.
I'm a busy man, so you
just cut out the bullshit
and tell me what you wanna say.
Yeah, that-- that
sounds terrific.
Yeah.
It-- hey, will you get
that light off her cunt
before it goes up in flames?
Now, listen, shithook,
you're interrupting
my train of thought.
Now, I'm a no shit,
serious son of a bitch,
and I'm right in the
middle of lighting me a--
Do you know who this
is you're talking to?
You're who?
You're kidding me.
Shit.
You ain't kidding me.
I mean, you aren't, sir.
Get your fucking
knee back up there.
Oh no, sir.
No, sir.
I sure didn't mean you.
No.
Yes, sir.
Captain, you got my
undivided attention.
What?
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
I'll be there.
Oh.Yes, sir.
Yes, sir, of course.
We'll both be there.
Fine.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Won't that frost your behind.
Well, ladies and
gentleman, tonight I
have another sick
film to report on,
and I shall not
flinch from my duty.
I speak of the film "Two Balls,"
(5.00 / 1 vote)
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