Victor Crowley Page #4

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Kristina with a k.

- Sure, Kristina with a k.

Um...

Should I...

Which... which one?

- Ooh, could you do one

to Kristina with a k

and one for my dad?

His name's bill...

With a b.

- How much do you wanna bet

that every other person

in this line

is pitching him

on being in their movie.

He's probably going to be

in every single movie now.

- Probably not though.

- Well, when we get back

from this trip,

I'm going to have

a kick-ass mock trailer

to add to my

presentation package.

But, if could also tell

potential investors

that I got the real

Andrew yong

to, to agree to be in

the actual movie...

Can you imagine what

they would say?

- Yeah, they'd be like,

"who the f*** is that?"

Nope.

No, they'd say,

"wow, it's the Asian

tom Hanks,

here's a hundred

million dollars."

- Can I have the

production folder, please?

- You're holding it.

- That's right.

- You see this?!

Huh!?

Look at him!

You murderer!

- Okay-

- look at his face!

His name was Chad

and he was my brother

and you murdered him!

- Oh god,

I'm sorry for your loss

but I lost people

in that swamp, too.

- Yeah, I know you got off,

but you're not gonna

get away with this.

You better watch

your f***ing back.

You know what?

Keep it.

I hope his face haunts

you to your grave!

- It's okay, skip.

He'll get what's

coming to him.

He'll get his.

You...

Are going to burn in hell.

Do I have any security?

- You're an ex-paramedic,

not Steven Tyler.

Oh, this is Kathleen.

- Hey there.

- Yeah, I'm not

gonna buy your book...

Probably just torrent

the audio version,

but ah,

can you sign this?

You can make it out to Linus.

- Sorry, I, I, i

don't sign... those.

- I just saw you

sign that girl's tits.

What are you, homophobic?

- Kathleen?

Kathleen!

I can't stop looking at it.

- What's your problem?

Just sign my cock.

- I'd really like to--

Kathleen, seriously?

- Hey!

Get out here with that sh*t!

Go on.

Move!

- I'm telling everybody

on the Facebook

that you're a homophobe.

- Oh, whatever.

Most people call him a murder,

so take your best shot!

- Thanks?

- Hi, ah, Mr. yong.

My name is Chloe Benjamin.

I messaged you on Twitter.

Do you remember?

Um, I'm making a movie

about the crowley murders...

Hatchet face.

Um, we're here in New Orleans

shooting a mock trailer

to help raise the rest

of the financing for the film

and I wanted to ask

you in person,

well, I was wondering if--

- sorry, kids.

We just got the offer

of a lifetime.

We are leaving now.

- No, no more appearances

or signings.

I told you, alright.

- Oh my god, totally.

Except for this one.

- Kathleen, I just--

- okay-sorry!

Sorry, signing's off.

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