Vicky Cristina Barcelona Page #3

Thank you.

Okay, okay, look.

I'm s-, you know, if you wanna go...

I can't guarantee

the lovemaking-

...because I happen to be very moody.

Let's not negotiate

like a contract.

I came over here with

no subterfuge...

...and presented my best offer.

I hope you will discuss

it and give me.

...the pleasure to take you

with me to Oviedo.

I have the good fortune.

...to borrow my friend's plane.

It's just big enough

for the three of us.

...and I'm a very good pilot.

It sounds very safe.

Think it over.

I hope you're joking about going.

Oh, my God,

This guy is so interesting.

Interesting?

Are you kidding?

What's so interesting?

He wants to get us both into bed.

But he'll settle for either.

In this case, you.

Vicky, I'm a big girl, okay?

If I want to sleep with him,

I will.

If not, I won't.

Cristina,

he's a total stranger.

This is impulsive,

even for you...

...and if I heard right...

...he was violent with his wife.

At least he's not one.

...of those factory-made zombies,

you know?

This is a great way

to get to know him.

No, it's not.

I'm not going to Oviedo...

...with this charmingly

candid wife beater.

You find his

aggressiveness attractive...

...but I don't.

And he's certainly

not handsome.

I think he's very handsome.

He has a great look.

I mean, he's really sexy.

Well, you would,

because you're a neurotic.

You have to admire

his no-bullshit approach.

What are you talking about?

It's all bullshit.

I'm not going to Oviedo.

First off,

I never heard of Oviedo.

I don't find him winning.

Third, even if

I wasn't engaged...

...and was free

to have some kind.

...of dalliance

with a Spaniard...

I wouldn't pick this one.

Oh, hi.

I can't talk right now.

I'm trying

to save Cristina.

...from making a potentially

fatal mistake.

What? No, the usual.

I'll call you back.

I love you, too.

If we go back

to the house now...

we can just throw

some things in a bag.

...and we'll meet him there.

I took an instant liking

to this guy.

He's not one of these

cookie-cutter molds.

- He's creative and artistic.

- Cookie-cutter mold?

Is that what you think

of Doug?

Doug?

Who said anything about Doug?

It's ridiculous.

You like the way

it sounds to pick up.

...and fly off in an airplane.

I know. I don't know

why I'm so scared...

...unless I'm scared of myself.

It's a mistake, Cristina.

They predicted a little

storm out of the town...

...out of Oviedo,

but it's nothing serious.

Don't worry, really.

As you can see here...

There, it's just

a little bumpy, right?

- Would you like to fly it?

- No, thank you!

It's easy.

It's even easier than a car.

Try it.

By early morning...

...they had reached

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