Veronica Mars Page #4

one without the baggage and the drama.

Mm. I will say this for him:

He almost never gets

charged with murder.

- Mm.

- Just one of the things I love about Piz.

No drama.

Says the drama magnet.

You know what else says

a lot about a guy?

- His choice of friends.

- Aw!

What's this? Wait a minute. No.

I specifically told the agency

"an eager-to-please brunette. "

Why is that so hard?

- Dick.

- Ah, just kidding, Ronnie. Long time.

Hey, Logan, that girl who

follows you around is here!

You get some work done?

Your b*obs look bigger.

So do yours. Where's Logan?

Inside. Come on. Freaking out.

Another video from the Logan Echolls-Bonnie

DeVille home collection just hit the Internet.

- Missionary, natch.

- Heh.

Must be nice, Dick.

Be it ever so humble.

God, how did they get this?

Is anybody else surprised that I'm the only one

in this room who does not have a sex tape?

- It could be anybody.

- It's us.

- You see us when we enter the room.

- Yeah. Worst cameraman ever.

Dumb question, but I have to ask:

Did you know you were being filmed?

Oh, that's right, we were shooting

some of our usual leg erotica.

Oh, that's gotta be

our first lawyer.

All right, then, allow me.

This footage looks like it was taken from a

tripod and it's just a couple feet from the bed.

Come on in, sir.

Carrie wouldn't be the first celebrity

who thought a sex tape might help...

- It wasn't her.

- JC Borden, Esq.

The "JC" is for "Jesus Cristo,

get a load of my Rolex. "

All right. I'm gonna be out making

the Pacific Ocean my b*tch.

No murders or forbidden

love while I'm gone, okay?

And, uh, hey, stay out of the brownies

unless you wanna go on a long, strange trip.

A little free advice?

A murder suspect should avoid

proximity to narcotics.

Medicine, man. I got my card.

"Chronic depression. "

You wouldn't think, huh?

Mm. I can feel my self-worth

coming back right now.

So you've met my associate, Dick.

Okay, facts, they're

important, yes.

Lucky for us, they're not

the end-all, be-all.

This case is about so much more.

Son of a movie star accused of

electrocuting his pop star girlfriend?

It will be a circus.

And it will be won or lost in

the court of public opinion.

We've got a story to sell here.

Dad murders your girlfriend.

Mom jumps off a bridge.

Most kids, they're gonna

fold tent. But not you.

You sign up to fly jets over

Afghanistan for your country.

I say you're a goddamn hero.

Some people see that viral

video and they say:

"Oh, he's violent. He's unhinged. "

I see it, and I see Jesus throwing

the money lenders out of the temple.

Hire me. I promise you...

we will find at least one person

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