VeggieTales: Rack, Shack, & Benny Page #3

Mr. Nezzer:
Boys, have I got a surprise for you. The only day I was thinking about the Nezzer chocolate bunny, thinking about how wonderful the bunny is, how beautiful the bunny is, and I thought to myself I thought. Oh, if only all my workers love the bunny as much as I do. I ask myself, why don't they love it as much. Do you know why.

Rack:
(gasp!)

Mr. Nezzer:
Because it's small, it's a little bunny. What they need is a bunny they can look up to, and I mean way up to. This is just model: the real bunny is 90 feel tall. My workers finished it this morning.

Shack:
Wow, that's a big bunny, sir.

Mr. Nezzer:
Hm-mm. Since you're about Junior's Executives I want you to see it first. But this afternoon, everybody needs a new bunny, and it's gonna be a beautiful thing when everybody bows down and sings, The Bunny Song.

Benny:
Um, I think I'm familiar with that particular tune. Could you just hum a few bars.

Mr. Nezzer:
You know, always hoping you'd ask. The bunny song's are all my employess will show just how much they love the bunny. How another is more important than the bunny. How they do anything for the bunny. And, it goes something like this. The bunny, the bunny. Whoa, I love the bunny. I don't love my soup or my bread just the bunny. The bunny, the bunny, yeah I ate the bunny. I gave everything that I had for the bunny. I don't want no heath food when it's time to feed. A big bag o' bunnies is all that I need. I don't want no buddies to come out and play. I'll sit on my sofa and eat bunnies all day. I don't want no beans, and I won't eat tofu. This stuff's all the sissies the bunnies are cool.

3 Asparagus Singers: I don't want no pickles, I don't want no honey, I just a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't want to tell you the joke that is funny, I just want a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't a tissue when my nose is runny, I just want a plate on the fork on the bunny. I don't want to play on a day that is sunny, I just want a play on the fork on the bunny.

Mr. Nezzer:
The bunny. The bunny. Whoa I love the bunny. I don't love my soup or my bread just the bunny. The bunny, the bunny. Yeah, I ate the bunny. I gave everything that I ha-a-a-d, for the bunny. Well, what do you think?

Rack:
Um, what would happen. Say, if someone didn't quite agree with everything in that song, so they didn't, um... didn't sing it. What would happen?

Mr. Nezzer:
What's that over there?

Shack:
That's a furnace.

Mr. Nezzer:
What's it for?

Benny:
Well, that's where the bad bunnies go.

Mr. Nezzer:
Let's just say in my mind. If you don't bow down and sing the song, you're a bad bunny.

Rack:
You don't mean.

Mr. Nezzer:
But I'm sure that won't happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I'll see you out there.

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