Vegas Vacation Page #6

Batter up.

Big bet for a big man!

Sure you don't want to save money

for the buffet?

Okay, wise guy.

Go against three hands.

This should be sweet.

Sweet for me. You're finished.

Straw.

I'm trying to concentrate.

That's a bigger fire than the red drink.

Did you come to Las Vegas

to be a showgirl?

No, I'm on vacation with my parents.

Hard to believe we're related, right?

A drink, please.

Welcome. Can I see some ID?

I think we have a problem.

Good night.

Hey, why the long face?

You know that crap ID you sold me?

I want my $10 back.

Those bums threw you out?

Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon.

See it as God does.

They tossed me.

Don't they realize what it's like to be:

Give me my money.

I'm not through with you yet. Okay?

You're Nick Pappagiorgio. You're from

Yuma, Arizona. You're into software.

Put your head in the hole

and say "Joey Heatherton. "

- Right here on the Strip?

- Smile, kid.

You're in Vegas!

So you guys have been together

longer than the real Beatles?

Great.

Will you excuse me?

You want to dance up here?

No, I don't think so.

Audrey, honey, let me tell you

something I learned.

In this world, you're either

up on stage in the spotlight...

or down in the pit serving drinks.

Go have fun.

What are you doing up there?

I'm starting my vacation!

She's going to break hearts.

She's going to break something.

Congratulations.

You won the car.

May I see some ID?

Where would you like the car sent,

Mr. Pappagiorgio?

Eighteen.

Nineteen.

So close.

I've had enough. Let's get out of here.

Good luck, sir.

Never seen such a beating since

someone stuck a banana in my pants...

and turned a monkey loose.

Thanks for the pick-me-up.

Why don't you just call it a night

and let Ellen lick your wounds?

That sounds great,

but Ellen went to sleep hours ago.

She must be one hell of a sleepwalker.

Did you record that in Germany?

Good night, Eddie.

That's how they got

the title "Danke Schn. "

It means "thank you. "

"Thank you" in German.

I thought you went to bed.

It got late. I got worried.

Clark, Wayne Newton.

Nice to meet you.

You're in food preservatives? What a gas.

I like it.

As I was saying...

You've traveled. We never go anywhere.

We're very boring. Usually Clark falls

asleep in front of the TV each night.

I guess I'll go upstairs and get some sleep.

Let me just tip the piano player.

She was marvelous.

I might have... I've got a chip here.

Danke schn.

Thanks.

Sit down.

Very special lady.

That's why I entered into the sacred bond

of marriage with her.

I hear that.

You know, I love women.

I observe them.

I cherish them.

Don't let that one out of your sight.

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