Vegas Vacation Page #3

$50 on black.

No more bets.

Red 25! Red wins!

Jeez!

Shall we?

Remember me?

Yes.

Love you.

Your baby?

Are you watching for an address?

What block is this?

Very funny, Russ.

Will you check the map again?

Could that be it?

Eddie said there was room for a pool.

Get out the sunscreen.

Cousins!

What do you think?

Can you believe they tested H-bombs

on this beautiful property?

I missed you so much.

Don't you worry about radiation?

All I know is my teeth

have never been whiter...

and my garden has 50-pound tomatoes.

Denny boy, come on over here!

Look at that view.

It's government property around us,

so no one will build.

Look at this one.

They grow up so fast.

I tell him he'll pierce

himself shut one day...

but what can you do?

He likes eating through a straw.

They must make their own mistakes.

Does that hurt?

It's not bad.

Who's hungry?

Need help with the grill?

No, thanks. Don't have one.

I'll get the tongs.

Renewing your wedding vows?

Oh, that's so wonderful.

I wish Eddie and I had time

for that sort of thing.

But with the constant windstorms...

and flash floods...

oppressive heat and...

home-schooling...

we don't have a minute free.

Can you hand me that mitt?

I love the kitchenette.

Oh, thanks.

Listen, things could be a lot worse.

Yeah, you could be pregnant again.

I've been...

earning money testing fertility drugs.

This one's going to be a winner.

Everyone loves a baby.

Yeah, life is good.

My kids are thriving.

Little Ruby-Sue must have grown a foot

since you saw her last.

Daddy, I caught another snake.

That's good, sweetheart.

Put it in the pit with the others.

And go work on your typing.

Nice kids.

Don't ever pick me up again...

jerk!

Look who's home!

This one here's my pride and joy.

Lord is my witness, I hate this heat!

If it ain't gluing your butt to a seat

it's making you sweat like an animal!

And I want something better!

Hey, everybody.

You remember Vickie?

She's a dancer now.

Her picture's everywhere.

Phone booths, men's rooms...

She's famous.

Show them that little move

I taught you there.

Don't think unnatural thoughts

about your cousin.

She's got her mama's looks and

her daddy's sense of balance.

Hose down, kids! Chicken's almost ready!

My chicken's dry as hell.

Mine's dry as hell, too.

If you want to be with me tonight,

I'll give you my beeper number.

Really? That'd be great.

If you're still hungry,

I can get the salad from the dog.

As appealing as that sounds,

we really must go.

We have a lot of sightseeing to do

and I added tetanus shot to the list.

Sorry about the tablecloth. Rusty's

never had that reaction to poultry.

He ain't used to home cooking.

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