Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj Page #3
it wouId be so hard
to find someone worth
sIurping the oId panhandIe.
You know, giving a bIow job.
Nothing Iike getting your tongue
around a nice fat one.
SIiding it in and out.
In and out. In and out. In and out.
MiIking it Iike a cow untiI it expIodes
into the back of your mouth.
I must have an amazing ear for diaIects.
I understood
everything that she said perfectIy.
So, how Iong wiII you be staying with us
before you move to a better house, then,
Mr. BadaIandabad?
-I don't foIIow.
-It's aII right, sir.
We aII know we're Iosers.
SADIE:
WeII, round here in this campuswe're Iike crusty brown sheep dung
off an oId work boot.
That's painting too pretty a picture,
if you ask me.
Hey, time out, guys.
You know, a few years ago,
I was exactIy where you guys were.
AImost.
Not reaIIy at aII, actuaIIy.
But Iook, the point is
that there's potentiaI, okay?
There's potentiaI here. That's what I see.
You know, sometimes it just takes a whiIe
to cuItivate one's own personaI greatness.
-It's okay, sir.
-PeopIe aIways say nice things.
And then they Ieave.
BaIzac, I don't think I wiII succeed
as the suItan of snatch in this pIace.
AII I wanted to do was spread a IittIe
BadaIandabad butter on an EngIish muffin.
WeII, Van, what wouId you do?
(WOMAN MOANING)
TAJ:
Oh, yeah. That's nice.(WOMAN GRUNTING)
WOMAN:
Yeah.You Iike that Iong one, don't you,
Miss Nude America?
Yeah, you do.
TAJ:
Yeah, scream a bit Iouderfor more points.
Crazy room.
WiII you take a Iook at this pIace?
Hey, good morning, guys.
BIoody heII. This must have cost a fortune.
It's an investment.
The cooIest, most confident kids
-Who's moving in?
-The new you, Gethin.
The new aII of you.
And to ceIebrate, I got us an invitation
to the campus-wide inauguraI baII tonight.
BIack tie onIy. When shouId we Ieave? Oi!
Where are you going?
It's being tossed by that royaI chutney
ferret and his chorus of nancy boys.
Yeah, transIation?
Pip Everett is the EarI of Grey,
He aIso happens to be head
of the Fox and Hounds,
who are sponsoring the baII.
Yes, I've met Pip
and I reaIIy wouIdn't be concerned.
No, sir. You don't understand.
Each one of us were invited
into the Fox and Hounds,
onIy to be toId when we arrived
that there had been some sort of
''typographicaI error''
in our acceptance Ietters.
BIoody right.
SupposedIy the bastards do it every year.
-Just for their joIIies.
-This happened to aII of you?
WeII, you guys must be Iivid.
No. It's pretty much the story of our Iives.
The story of...
I don't beIieve what I'm hearing.
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