Vampire Page #4

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is a vampire.

Renfield, Eclipse,

this is Blood Baron.

Nice to meet you. Eclipse.

Blood Baron,

you've been missed here, sir.

Renfield.

Let's get you a glass of wine.

Shitty vampire sushi party.

What do you think of these?

Like 'em?

They're certainly functional.

I mean,

if you were interested

in biting someone's jugular,

that would be

the instrument to use, I suppose.

I've been reading all of your posts...

quite radical.

And sexy.

If all of you could take your drinks

and please join me in the living room,

I have something

that I'd like to share with you.

If you guys wanna grab

some chairs from the kitchen.

Just throw them up front here.

Oh, except for there.

Renfield, Blood Baron,

could you guys actually

flip the couch around, please,

so it's pointed towards the screen?

Bram Stoker,

a real estate agent,

pays a little visit

to Count Dracula's mansion.

Now upon arriving

he stumbles across his private diaries.

Dracula finds out

that Bram has stolen his diaries

and begins to search for him.

Hey hey, could you just stop

spoiling the film, okay?

It's a silent film.

I have to explain it.

- And how long is this again?

- It's two hours.

- Two hours?

- Two hours.

All right, so Bram Stoker

steals Count Dracula's diary

and writes a book about it.

Dracula finds out and follows him

back to England.

That's basically where

we'll pick up, here.

Blood Barry.

Blood Barry,

are you all right?

Are you okay?

Sleepy?

I found this.

Is this yours?

Is that yours?

I know about her.

Thanks for hanging out with me.

Franny Pierce.

Marcia Lizinski.

Saw it all on the news.

Are you the one they call

the Blood Stealer

or the Vampire on some sites?

You know how careless that is...

leaving something like that

on your cellphone?

Do you wanna get caught?

Hey, guys,

we got the Vampire up here.

He's right here.

Don't think about killing me.

I'm not snitching on you.

I love you.

I'm your friend.

You can trust me.

You know how cool it is

for me right now,

being face to face

with the Vampire himself?

I knew there was

something different about you...

from the moment I met you.

Let's go for a drive.

Come on, it'll be fun.

Is this yours?

- Huh?

- Is this yours?

Oh, yeah.

Just a little hobby of mine.

I'm sorry, a hobby?

Yeah.

You can drive, here.

Try it out.

Let's try her, right here.

Try her?

Kill her.

I wanna see you in action.

It'll be fun.

Hi. 1921 Adam, please.

Sorry, he's in training.

You're his first passenger.

A cabbie never forgets his first

'til the day he dies.

What's your name, if I may?

My name?

Michaela.

That's a beautiful name.

Take a left up here.

F***, did you just see that plane

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