Vamp U Page #2
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pledging with anyone?
Yeah, with, uh, kappa omicron.
Kappa Os are the biggest hos!
Unh!
Unh!
Well, which ones are
you guys in, again?
We're STDs.
STDs, gonna give
you the disease.
We're sigma tau delta.
Hey, it's the great one.
Why does he have an umbrella?
He's got a skin disease,
and he's cool as sh*t.
That's Dr. Gretzky.
Oh, that's him?
Yeah, he teaches history.
Remember, I tried to get
you to take that class?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I-I mean, I guess I'll add it.
Yeah, my advisor said
everybody loves him.
He's awesome.
Your advisor talked about him?
Yeah, you know, he walked into
my advisor's office, and he
goes, "speak of the vampire."
"Speak of the vampire"?
This is history 205.
I'm your Professor, Dr. Gretzky.
Who's here to add the class?
I must be popular.
Professor Gretzky, I'm sure you
get this all the time, but
were you named after
Wayne Gretzky?
named Wayne Gretzky.
I'm pretty sure
he's older than you.
He's like 50.
He wishes.
Wayne Gretzky wasn't even
in the NHL when I was born.
Hasn't anyone ever heard
of a coincidence?!
It's okay, Tom.
Sorry, Dr. G.
It's all right.
We're going to cover
coincidences in history.
You know, you really upset
your daughter today.
beliefs just because it's her
first day of college.
You know, I've been meaning
to ask you about that.
You know Ron from whole foods...
well, he grew up Amish, and he
said the Amish have no problem
with being out in the sun.
And he has mirrors in his house.
Yeah, well, we don't
like being photographed.
You go to mass.
My mother was catholic.
Mary, I don't
believe you're Amish.
I gave up believing
that years ago.
Well, what do you think I am?
I don't care.
slight neuroses... might be
easier just to let it slide.
You know what?
If you're not careful, you're
gonna lose your relationship
with your daughter.
me that I just can't change
and that I don't
like to talk about.
should understand that.
What's that supposed to mean?
When was the last time you
wanted to make love to me?
That's not fair.
Don't worry.
I just chalk it up
to slight neuroses.
So, he cuts the guy's arm
off, but he doesn't beat him
with it... he slaps him
with his own hand.
Genghis really did have a
wonderful sense of humor.
I mean, he would... he actually
would laugh the most during the
physical act of love.
I remember one time when I was...
um, that he was entertaining a woman
with a leg-length discrepancy.
As he pulled the boot off the short
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