Vamp Page #6

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- I've been trying to for the past...

- Now!

Officer, why don't

I escort you out personally.

L know you like to catch

the last act, am I right?

Hey, guys, if you don't mind,

I'm going to catch the last act.

We'll see you out there

in a few minutes!

I promise you'll never see us

in this neighbourhood again, officer.

I'm pissed at you.

They treat you real good here.

We can forget about the fraternity.

Why don't we just go back home?

- What's the rush?

- AJ, give me a break will you?

Would you calm my friend down

here please?

I've been telling him for years

to relax.

I'm fine,

let's just get out of here. Please.

That's not fair.

Come on.

Wait!

L didn't think you had it in you.

Looks like you discovered

the only way out of here, pal!

What the hell are you talking about?

The club! Everyone here, man,

they're vampires!

Can't let you leave.

We got a problem here.

Yeah? Why don't we go home?

We'll call a doctor or something.

You don't get it do you? Home is

a million miles away from me now.

Home's another planet!

I'm a f***ing zombie now!

I mean, look at me!

Watch out, man!

You want to know

how bad things are?

L love you, Keith.

But all I can see right now is food.

And I'm starving.

You carry my next meal

around with you in your veins!

They got me,

they got me real good.

Ok, why don't you take

what you need for now?

You know, to get you through.

That's too much, you're so nice!

Do I look like a mosquito? No.

L can't be trusted, buddy!

Will you look at my clothes?

They're ruined!

Do I look real bad?

You know, it's just like the movies!

You can't see yourself.

There's no reflection.

It's weird.

No pill's going to cure my ill

Jesus, you're really going to do it

aren't you?

You're going to kill me.

- AJ, do me a favour.

- For old times' sake?

Sure, buddy. Anything.

Anything at all.

No. Not anything.

Just one thing.

Make sure I don't come

back like you, Ok?

Hey, you think I like this?

Or them? They're boring creeps!

They're not called

walking dead for nothing!

Try talking to one of them

sometime!

L am!

Come on man, just take me out!

Just kill me.

I can't go on like this.

- AJ, I...

- Come on!

- Sh*t!

- You can't, can you?

Even though you know I'm one,

you can't!

It does work, you know. The fire,

the wooden stakes, the sunlight!

I've got a list right here somewhere...

You're ready to die for me

aren't you?

Because you can't believe

I'm not me any more.

Maybe there's something left,

huh?

Jesus Christ, maybe there is! No.

Sorry, pal.

Now get lost fast, go on!

Remember, you can burn or keep

them from their coffins past sunrise.

I think you know the other one.

Last call, gentlemen, last call.

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