Vaisakhi List Page #5

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lf you have,

any brains then try to understand.

l don't want to marry you. - But why?

- What is wrong with me?

- What is right with you?

You are not educated

You don't have any brains.

Madam, from where

do l get brains like you?

You want to put 500 ml

of milk in a 250 ml container.

- This is how rustic l am.

- l don't want a rustic.

Who is standing there

with your sister?

l want to..

Who is he?

No matter how much ever a dog runs

after a car, he can never ride it.

Get this straight..

lf l don't get married to Aman, you will

have to arrange for your own drugs.

Yes, brother?

Lovers tend to get beaten

up a lot in our village.

No village has ever respected lovers.

By the way, l didn't go there to

romance. l had gone to resolve an issue.

Let me resolve your issue.

Do you know who he is?

No. - He too doesn't know you

Let me introduce you.

Binder.. he is the boy who

had come to get married to my sister.

And he is the boy my

sister will get married to.

Get going.

l don't want to see you again.

Kick and leave.

l told you to kick-start the bike.

Sorry, l thought you

asked me to kick you

This is a self-start bike.

J for.. -Jug.

Jug means.. jug.

Don't you think our language

is close to English?

Yes, l think so.

K for.. - Kite.

Kite mean.. - Kite.

L for.. - Lover.

Lover means.. - Milkman.

Madam, the lover didn't come today?

That reminds me,

my buffalo fell ill today.

She wasn't giving any milk. - Really.

When l went to the

dairy to get some milk..

..my wife asked me to go to school.

She said she would

take milk from a lover.

Then did she?

Why didn't you come

to school for three days?

Yes

The teacher isn't good.

She gets angry at the drop of a hat.

l had come to deregister my name.

Sorry. l was a little

harsh the other day.

No, you weren't harsh.

You just verbally abused me a little.

l didn't verbally abuse you.

l just said that you have less brains.

This isn't rewarding either.

By the way,

l have sworn to increase my brains.

l have spoken to

a few people about it.

l am really sorry.

l do not like this.

Please forget it.

l memorized it with great difficulty.

But if you insist, l shall forget it.

So are we friends now?

l forgave you, isn't that enough?

Why do we need to be friends.

The other day you told

me that you wish to marry me.

That is the thing of the past, madam.

When the milk curdles overtime,

it turns into cheese.

And cheese is expensive.

Now l have curdled..

..hence l have become expensive.

Now you won't be

able to get hold of me.

Son, didn't you settle

the bill as yet.

lt is settled.

Everything is settled

Okay then, bye.

Bye.

l said bye.

A friendship with a Jat is an..

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