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then how come I know her best friend Kelly?

You know Kelly?

That's right.

And if I'm lying, then how come I know

Rachel's in a witness protection programme?

That's right. I know all about it.

Cos her boyfriend, Kevin,

used to be a gangster, didn't he?

He's... he's got a tattoo

of a tear on his, on his face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cos he killed someone, yeah.

Rachel told me.

I know he's a... bastard to her, as well.

A right f***ing bastard.

- How do you know about that?

- I told you, we're mates.

- Have you met her?

- No.

We just talk online.

She can't say where she lives, can she?

Do you know where she lives?

No, no. She can't tell us.

Did Rachel put you up to this?

What?

- Course she did.

- All right. Yeah, she did, but so what?

Well, she should keep her f***ing nose out!

Don't talk about her like that.

Sorry.

Let's get out of here, eh?

Let's get out of this shithole.

Leave all them twats

to their boring lessons, yeah?

You up for it? Come on, then.

Let's go. Come on. Move.

So, you just come up with an idea

that no one else has thought of before,

like the internet or something like that.

Then you start it up and watch

all the cash roll in. It's simple as.

- Cool.

- First thing I'd do is I'd buy all of these.

These Russian billionaires,

they buy these massive boats.

And then they buy loads of artillery,

like Uzis, AKs, rocket launchers,

missile defence systems.

They proper kit 'em out and everything

and then... they hire ex-army,

like marines or SAS -

you know, trained assassins

that have killed loads of people -

as their bodyguards.

And then they get all of their rich mates

and they sail out

to the dodgy parts of Africa,

you know where they have

those, those pirates that hijack boats?

And then they just throw

a massive f***ing party.

Lure the pirates in,

wait till they get in range

and then they just... they just open fire.

Mow 'em all down.

It's like a sport.

You know how hunters get animals' heads

and hang 'em on their walls?

Oh, like a moose?

Yeah, like a moose

or a lion or something.

Well, this is like human game-hunting.

Kill a pirate

and hang his head on your wall.

Oh, that's mad!

You'd have that Ryan's head on your wall,

wouldn't you?

Yeah. Yeah, him and the whole school.

I'd have all their heads.

Oh, you look bad!

- Do I?

- Yeah! Like a f***ing pirate killer!

Hey, you know who I'd kill?

I'd kill this mental squaddie who's got

it in for me just cos I shagged his bird.

Says he's gonna bury me.

Him? Him bury me?

He's the one that's gonna get buried.

Even if he begged me,

I'd still kill him,

cos I know it's him or me.

You can't be weak.

- You'd really kill him?

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