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Ladies, gentlemen, you know very well

that Romania is renowned for its bears.

Go away!

What a jerk! Unbelievable!

50,000 marks is good money.

How much is 50,000 marks in lei?

- Will it hurt him?

- He won't feel a thing. I promise.

50,000 marks it's a lot of money.

A villa, two Mercedes...

I know a guy in Germany

who will get you ten cars for the money.

I thought you were supposed to get money,

not start selling the circus.

I knew you were no good.

You want to sell my bear, the one I went

to Moscow and Monte Carlo with?

Soon you'll be selling my plates, too!

We won't sell our bear.

We won't sell our bear!

We won't sell our bear!

Hey!

Since we can't agree on this,

and we don't...

We'll make this decision together,

democratically, right'?

A secret ballot.

Then we do whatever the vote says.

Don't worry, it'll be alright!

They're just afraid to say out loud

that they want the money.

With a secret ballot, no one

will know who voted for what.

This is serious. I told the Fritz.

You said they'd be happy to hear this.

Well, I've been through worse than this.

Let's see them vote.

Don't you hear their stomachs growling?

I'm not interested in your problems here.

I need the bear.

Bring an urn, something to vote in.

Come on, the elections were a month ago.

Forget about the urn,

nobody wants to vote for the sale.

Marcelino, why aren't you doing anything?

Ladies and gentlemen,

we don't need an urn.

We'll collect the votes in my top hat.

Mr. Panduru, don't you want to sell this too?

We'd make good money.

Come on, comrades!

I got everybody here.

Only the doorman stayed behind

so no one steals the circus.

Why did you bring them, too?

Wait. Why should

the administrative people vote?

We should vote, it's out bear.

He's a circus artist, just like us.

He needs their votes to shoot our bear.

Mr. Ciacanica, please.

A little respect.

They're employees just like you, right?

They didn't get their salaries either.

It's a democracy, Mr. Ciacanica.

We're all equal.

Comrade Ciacanica,

don't we work here, too?

Aren't we art people

like everybody else?

Will you listen to him?

We love animals, too, comrade Ciacanica.

I fed that bear, too.

Yeah, right.

You fed the counter-revolutionaries.

Mr. Ciacanica, please.

She is an employee, just like you,

so she's entitled to vote.

Then she should get on stage!

After the Revolution, didn't she say

we should wash the floors in our rooms?

Comrade, you just do somersaults.

You don't work. Nobody here works.

Why don't you do somersaults, then?

Please, no one is leaving!

Everybody votes.

- Stoian, go after them!

- No administrative people should vote!

They're making fun of you.

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