Untitled Snabba Cash Remake

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Rolando, are you ready?

Sergio! Sergio!

- We made it! Freedom!

- Hurry.

It ain't over yet, so move it.

Hey Sergio,

you talked to the Arab yet?

Everything's ready

and waiting for you.

- Have you talked to Carlos?

- Right, like five minutes ago...

Seriously, I just broke out of prison!

Let's celebrate. What do you say?

- Go to Texas Longhorn...

- How about a picnic?

Right, and smoke a joint.

Shit!

It's the cops...

Tell the guy that I'll call him.

- Now beat it.

- Thanks...

- Who's in charge of the checkroom?

- Not interested.

- Go get the checkroom guy.

- Go inside or go away.

- We need to talk.

- Go on in...

Pussies...

You'll pay up, you bloody cunts.

You've been pretty quiet lately,

are you OK?

Lots of pressure.

I don't know what's wrong.

Radovan's on my back, and you saw

those pussies at the door.

They need a f*cking lesson.

- He left the checkroom.

- Really? Come on...

Pay up! You lousy motherf*ckers!

I want my money!

What the f*ck?!

This investment guy

has an unusual fetish...

Bridge... But he's too busy for

the world championships in Cannes.

And this pencil-pusher at work,

a real plodder named Lasse...

The type who calls champagne

"snob water. "

They start talking, and it turns out

that Lasse loves bridge.

So he sends Lasse to Cannes,

to play bridge.

So boring old Lasse's in Cannes

and he needs to take a leak...

And who does he meet in the can,

but Bill f*cking Gates?

- A true story...

- Gates is pissing right next to him.

He can't pass up this opportunity,

so he goes:
"Hello, Bill. "

"I'm Lasse,

can you come up to my table?"

Ten minutes later,

and guess who shows up?

Bill Gates! He goes "Hello, Lasse!"

Lasse studies his hand,

looks up at Bill...

And says:
"F*ck off, Bill!"

You currently have

243 kronor in your account.

- Hello. What a night!

- Shit, man...

- How about a boat trip?

- Right now? Sounds nice...

I'm having coffee at Berns,

so I should almost be able to see you.

- Want to join us?

- I'd love to, but I'm pretty busy.

A few years back,

the economy was expected to pick up.

In good times, consumption increases

and people save less.

It's a well-known fact.

However, these expectations

were not in tune with reality.

Debt was no longer in balance

with the price of assets.

But, in Chinese...

...the word for "crisis"

also means "opportunity. "

Who will seize this opportunity?

Who will benefit from this tragedy?

Will it be any of you?

That concludes my lecture.

- Cheap ride? Slow night.

- For you.

No fares... Taxi? I'm cheap.

"Cheap... " "Cheap taxi. "

- You look like a terrorist...

- I drove to Farsta for 100 kronor.

- What?

- It barely paid for the gas.

- Why did you do it?

- I was sick of waiting around.

- Have you been smoking pot?

- Took a little coke...

That explains your lack of judgment.

- Hi, you're late.

- I took a fare to Sdertlje.

Is he in?

I threw the loser out.

Who does he think he is?

- Hey, JW.

- Hey.

- How much?

- 4,500.

- You're awesome. Best driver I have.

- Know how he does it?

He takes horny bastards

to dark alleys and...

- That's how he does it...

- Work harder, Mahmoud.

And clean up your act.

Where did you get those shoes?

Listen to Mr. Hot Stuff...

- I found a great investment for us.

- Not right now...

- Did you read the offer?

- Not now, bro.

- Tell him to read it.

- Like he'd listen to me?

- Nobody listens to you.

- Here...

- Want some coke?

- At seven AM?

- You know, to be alert at school.

- You didn't do well in school, right?

I'm doing better than you...

Hey...

- Hi. What's this?

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