Unlawful Entry Page #4

the Empire State Building.

Which one hits the cement first?

I don't know. Who lands first?

Who cares!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, my gosh, look at this!

Do you think she's a real blonde, Roy?

Officer.

Was I going too fast?

Do you have a license and a registration,

ma'am?

Yes.

Certain types of women

just have a thing for cops.

They think we're like movie stars.

If we were to search

any one of these a**holes,

we'd be up to our butts

in drugs and guns.

This place is one

giant supermarket of sh*t.

- Right, Leon?

- Whatever you say, Officer Pete.

- This is Mr. Clean here.

- That's right, that's me.

Yes, sir. Mr. Clean.

Maria! Como esta?

Yeah!

Everything OK? No problemas?

No, no problemas.

If there is, let me know, OK?

You won't be finding any clientele

for your club around here, Michael.

Try it. The best in LA.

You know, I ate before I came out.

I'm really full.

So, are you enjoying yourself?

Yeah. Yeah, it's an eye-opener.

Something occurred to me when you were

at the house for the barbecue, Pete.

I don't know how it works

here in Los Angeles.

When I was in Phoenix,

I used to hire off-duty police officers

to ward the club.

Hear that? Mike's offering us

moonlighting money.

- I'd like to talk to you...

- Hi.

Hi.

So, how are you?

Are you like a captain, or something?

Lieutenant.

Come on, vamonos!

Can't you see the lieutenant's married?

Oh, yeah? Oh.

Oh, well. Ya me voy.

- Bye, Pete.

- See you later, Rosa.

These b*tches can't get enough of us.

Michael, stay here.

Keep away!

Police! Everything all right in there?

No! Everything is not all right!

F***ing a**hole jailbird

is on the f***ing bed!

F*** you, f*** you.

There you go. Are you all right?

Come on, boy.

Why don't you stay here with me?

Roy, I'm taking him out.

Take that piece of sh*t

back to the jailhouse where he belongs!

Mom! Mommy!

See? They got him.

Roy, why don't you go

and get yourself cleaned up?

Me and Michael will put the car to bed.

It works for me.

- Later, gentlemen.

- Take care.

It's a hell of a life, huh, Mike?

- Is it always like this?

- Day in and day out.

Come on. Hop up in front.

Your wife wants to know

why I can't meet a nice woman.

I thought you guys

handled it all pretty well.

Where are we headed?

Just got one more errand to run.

Come on! Move!

Michael!

Stay there.

Michael. Meet Ernie Pike.

Come out and ID this piece of sh*t.

Come on, motherf***er!

That's him!

You got him, goddamn! That's him.

Did you hear that?

You've just been made.

You've just been made, scumbag!

Picked up a crackhead pal of his.

Turned in Pike here.

You broke into my friend's house? Huh?

Did you scare him and his pretty wife?

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