Unfaithful

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Pretty windy out

That better not be the one

where you blow people up

It's not, Mom

Mm-hmm

Dad, look what I can do

I've been practicing

That's spectacular, kiddo

Cool

You're inside out

Oh... I knew that

Doesn't work for you?

Can't believe you taught him that

I didn't... He did it on his own

Charlie, did you brush your teeth?

- Yes

- Charlie...

I brushed them

Let me see

Look at this, Con...

Let's go. I'm serious

You're driving me bonkers, Mom...

Let's go

Con, remember when we

were gonna buy Omnidel

you said no?

You remember what

the price was?

Uh, 1.50 $

Close. 61 $

I'll do it, Mom

No, I'm gonna do it

You know what it's

going for now, Con?

- Say, "e"

- Eeeee

Guess, Con

Edward, I don't know, all right?

All right, now rinse

Really rinse. And pee

I should've bought it. Sh*t

So buy some

Too late, Con. Too late

Lift the seat, honey

Don't forget to put it down!

When you finish...

Do you really need all that stuff?

Mom... no one wears these dorky hats

Well, you do, and you're not a dork

How do I look?

Very handsome

Love you... Ok. Come on, let's go!

Whoa. Jesus!

Come on

Whoa!

Maybe you shouldn't go in today

I promised I'd do that

stuff for the auction...

And someone's got

a birthday coming up

Latrell Sprewell jersey, Mom

Don't forget

He's on the Yankees, right?

Mom...

You're driving me bonkers

You're driving him bonkers

Jesus...

...it's a holiday there

Well, I'll just keep talking

No, no, that's ok.

But in order to pick up...

Taxi!

Sh*t!

Taxi!

Taxi. Taxi!

Oh... Sh*t!

I'm so sorry!

- Oh, putanne! Mes bouquins!

- I'm so sorry

Putanne! Mes bouquins!

I'm sorry

I'll get your things

Aw, sh*t!

Taxi! Taxi!

My books! Putanne!...

I need a taxi!

Could you help me get a taxi?

Ok

I'll watch your books

- Thanks

- Thank you

Hey. Hey!

Hey!

Bad day for taxis

It's this horrible wind

Yeah. You shot down

there like a bullet!

If you flapped your arms,

you'd be home by now

I'll remember that next time

That's not good

I know

Listen, that's me up there...

the flower pot

I get you a band-aid, ok?

Hold on to something.

Don't blow away

Or... you can come on

up and clean it off, no?

Come on!

I'm not an ax murderer. I promise

Oh, sh*t

F***ing elevator

Ne marche pas jamais cet ascenseur!

Ascenseur de merde!

Allez! One more!

Pardon the mess

You a writer?

I'm a book dealer

Oh...

Uh... bathroom's right

down there, on the left

Go ahead

There's a medicine cabinet

You can sneak a peak

at my prescriptions

Hello

I made you some tea

Thank you

Do you box?

I used to... when I was young

Hmm

This is an amazing place

Uh-huh

Yeah, but it's not mine

No?

The owner is a friend, a sculptor

and he's living in Paris,

so... that's cool

We can stay here, me and my books

Hmm

Um, I... can I use your phone?

I have to call home

Oh, sure, sure. There's

a phone just behind you

Thank you

Gloria? Hi, it's me

Good, good

How's Charlie?

Hi, honey. How was

your day at school?

Yeah? What was the best part?

Guess what. Can you believe

that mommy missed her train?

Um...

Ice

Uh... about an hour

You should start your homework

No. I promise to tell you

all about it when I see you

I love you. Bye

That was my son Charlie

He's 8. He'll be 9 next week

I'm Paul Martel.

I'll be 28 in July

I'm Constance

And I'm late. I have to go

Before you go, take your book... no?

Oh, no, I... I couldn't. I don't...

Sure, you can

A souvenir

Go down there

You know, like before

Ok

Keep going...

Stop!

Now right

No. Right

Ok, now... the second

shelf from the top...

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