Undercover Grandpa Page #4

drop my grandfather off.

Could you give me.

Like, uh, 30 minutes?

- I can call Todd.

He's got a full set of tools.

- No! No, no, no!

No, no, no!

I'll, uh...

I'll be there.

Just, um...

Just don't move.

- Ah, that's my boy!

Battle of the Bulge, huh?

- Mmm... OK.

You know what, Grandpa?

When Angie gels in the car.

I need you to

just not talk. OK?

I just need you to be

my normal grandfather,

like everybody else's

normal grandfather.

Just for, like.

A few minutes. Please.

Grandpa, do you hear me?

- Uh, yeah, normal, uh...

normal grandfather.

- International reaction

to Krakhovian warlord

Vladekh Komenkho's

sudden death is mixed.

French president Jacques Dum...

- Komenkho, man.

I knew his father.

He was a terrible dresser. man.

But he had some

nice teeth, but, you know...

- This is where

she said she was.

- You sure about that?

- Yeah.

Yeah, there's

the old sock factory.

OK, let me call her.

What are you...

Oh God!

- This her phone?

- Yeah, it is.

Hmm... She must have

called the Auto Club.

And then dropped it somehow

when they picked her up.

- Yeah, here.

Hmm. Perfume...

gasoline...

and manure.

- What does manure

have to do with finding...

What are you doing?

- Looking for footprints.

Ah, there's more

than one of them too.

That's not good.

- What is that stuff?

- It's called luminol, kid.

Hey! Hey, where are you going?

Grand...

Grandpa!

- Over here!

- Crazy old man.

Hey! What are

you doing?

You can't just wander off

like that, all right?

- What are these

lire tracks doing here?

- Who cares?

- These are Goodyear EV330s.

Issued to government

vehicles only!

The same ones were

on the ambulance

and the SUV that

passed us earlier.

- OK. So, they're EV 30...

whatevers. Can we go now?

- I think your girlfriend

got herself mixed up

in something really bad.

- For the last time, Grandpa...

- Really bad.

- She's not my girlfriend.

And if I don't

get to that party,

she never will be, OK?

OK...

- What are you doing?

- Calling Wendell.

He's at the party. He's gonna

tell me that Angie is there.

- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Wait a minute.

I'll tell you what:

If she is at the party,

you take me to the home.

Feed me a tuna-fish sandwich.

Pa! me on the head.

And we're done!

If she's not there.

We do things my way.

Deal?

- Fine.

- Not fine, "deal."

- Deal.

- Yellow!

- Wendell! Are you at

the party? ls Angie there?

- No, she isn't.

Craig's folks didn't leave town.

Party's cancelled.

- What, are you

serious? Wha...

Do you... do you know

where she could be?

- I've got more

important things to do

than survey the whereabouts

of your girlfriend.

- She's not my

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