Under The Tuscan Sun Page #5

I made a mistake?

- I don't know. Did you?

- Well, I don't know.

You're the one who made

the "empty-shell person" speech.

Oh, yeah.

That was me.

Okay. Wow!

You bought a villa in Tuscany!

- So, what's the place like?

- It needs a little work.

- Well, who's gonna do it?

- I am.

You are?

I never realized

you were so handy.

I can do things.

Remember, I fixed that drain?

The drain in your kitchen?

No, that was me.

I handed you the rubber thingy.

The plunger?

That was Tom.

I can't believe it.

Why did you just say his name?

I'm sorry.

I forgot. I'm sorry.

I can make this work.

You know?

Of course I didn't mean I was

gonna do all the work myself.

I can hire the descendents

of Roman gods

to do the heavy lifting.

Then, just supervise,

tell them what to do.

So, have you met him yet?

- Who?

- The guy you're gonna meet.

Patti, please.

You know what?

It's starting to rain here

a little bit.

- So I think I have to go now.

- Wait, Fran.

I want you to kiss

the belly for me.

- Fran.

- Bye-bye.

Can you Star-69 Italy?

No.

I'm gonna try.

Hello?

Okay.

One 1,000,

Jesus!

Okay.

Stop it.

Stop it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're gonna be okay.

You're safe here.

Just don't fly around, okay?

You'll freak me out.

Oh, God.

Signora?

Signora Mayes?

Buongiorno.

I see you have survived

the storm.

I'm alive.

But the washing machine is dead.

Yes.

It was electrocuted.

I'm happy to see

that you were not.

You came to check on me?

You're meeting the contractors

today, and I came to help you.

I believe one of them is here.

Here?

Downstairs.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

He's here.

I was hoping to take

this wall down

and return these two small rooms

into one big room.

Oh, wonderful.

You should have been

an architect.

You have excellent taste.

So, do you think it can be done?

Hidden pipes, a week.

The bathrooms, 3 days.

Signora, give me

the keys of this place,

and in one month, I will give

you the keys to your palace.

Just...

Just leave it to me.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Oh.

Oh!

He says he fixed it himself

many years ago.

Really?

Oh. You want to see

the rest of the house?

Okay.

Yes, yes.

He suggest that

he rebuild the wall.

It is important for the

structure of the garden.

He has a team of experts.

Buongiorno.

Hello, miss.

We are not Italian.

We are from Polonia.

Poland. Oh.

Do you all speak English?

Only me.

And only a little.

I am Pawel.

Oh, Pawel.

Nice to meet you.

Buongiorno.

Jerzy.

Jerzy.

Hello.

Zbignew.

Zbignew.

Frances.

What do you think of Nino?

I know his mother.

If he does a bad job, he's...

Well, then.

Okay. Yes.

Okay. Yes.

Yes, yes.

Okay. Yes.

See, Frances?

No problem.

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