Under Siege Page #3

And these are

the fabulous Bail Jumpers!

I have orders not to talk to you.

Understand? Orders.

You could be held accountable...

...keeping me in here like this.

You have to think about that.

Private?

He didn't say

you can't talk to the captain.

Go ask him if he wants me in here.

You little E-1 prick.

Lieutenant,

this is absolutely beautiful.

Old man says keep her level.

How about an hors d'oeuvre?

What have we here?

All right. There's the Twinkies.

Where's Miss July?

And there she is.

Miss July 1989.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

That's not Miss July.

My God, look at him.

Commander Krill.

Welcome to the revolution.

This party'll make history.

No wonder he wanted everyone here.

Maybe Krill isn't

such an a**hole after all.

That's great. Go get the old man.

He's been waiting on you now.

All right.

Miss July!

We're going to surprise the captain now.

- Have a good party!

- Come on, dear.

Where's the chief?

In the meat locker

until after the party.

It's only like 40 degrees in there.

He'll be fine. He's got a guard.

Krill's a maniac.

Tell the captain he spit in my soup.

You got a fire in here.

Get my pies out of the oven!

These pantyhose feel good!

It's okay. I'm here to escort

the captain to the party.

Aye, Commander.

- Commander Krill.

- Send him in.

I'm your date tonight, Captain.

Wait. Wait a minute!

Who is the highest

ranking officer here?

Who is the highest ranking officer

in this room?

Stand up.

Stand up and be recognized.

Part the waves there.

Get out of the man's way.

Put a light on the man.

Now you, sir, are the highest

ranking officer in this room?

Yes. Operations officer.

Third in command.

It's a pleasure to meet you,

Commander Green.

Get down!

What's going on?

The party's just beginning.

Captain!

Good shot.

Lay down! Hands up!

Heads down!

What are you looking at?

On the floor!

Put your head down.

You want to be good now?

What is this, a joke?

No joke!

I hear gunfire. What's going on?

It's done.

Four minutes ahead of schedule.

Mother Goose,

the quails are in the nest.

It's just the music.

You got sh*t for brains.

That's gunfire. Call the bridge.

I don't know who you're talking to.

No one's listening.

I ain't asking you to listen to me.

Call the captain. Listen to him.

Seal it!

Eyes on the man in front of you!

Goddamn it,

that's the last time I'll tell you!

Let this be a learning experience.

If you resist, we will kill you

and the man next to you.

Now move out of here

in an orderly fashion.

Now!

Turn around. Hands on your head.

Where is it?

Here it is.

Listen to the sh*t

I've had to put up with.

"Commander Krill has become

increasingly hostile to the crew...

Rate this script:4.0 / 2 votes