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that competition fair and square.

Roping two pigs together isn't a talent

fit for winning miss catch of the day.

No bloody way!

She looked alright, though,

in that outfit she was wearing.

Maybe i don't look as good

as you in a bikini right now...

with wayne junior on the way, but...

but i've got a singing voice like an

angel and if you hadn't cheated...

come on, sallyanne, i was broke!

That was the only reason i entered.

...and forget all about

your duties as queen.

You are to preserve the best interest

of the town. That 's your n 1 priority.

Ladies, you need to shut up

with the girlie talk and calm down.

- The situation is under control.

- Help will be here soon.

If you feel scared,

just think of a happy place.

Your folks' farm always

seemed to make you happy.

- I'm having a turd of a day.

- Remember when we were kids...

your dad used to swing us on that

tyre he hung from that tree?

We were happy then,

there was room to swing...

but you couldn't swing

a cat in here!

Thanks, molly.

I don't get this,

how do they know where we were?

- They can smell us.

- Great!

- They want to feed off us.

- We're like spam in a f***in' can...

- good job!

- Are we safe in here?

No food, too many people.

- And water, where's your taps?

- No taps down here.

The bottled water is upstairs.

You don't want to drink

the tap water.

Why?

Tap water is tank water...

tank water is rain water,

the rain is all part of this attack.

What?

And there was this light

coming down from the clouds...

and it was sucking up

bugs and stuff.

Well that explains it, a light coming

down sucking up bugs. Bullshit!

Well, people hallucinate some times

when they panic, i know i do.

It 's probably just the sunlight

coming through the clouds.

That 's what it was.

- That was no sunlight.

- And the meteorites falling? I saw that.

The whole town saw that.

Well, i am no weather girl...

but i am sure this kind of thing

happens all the time.

You're a fisherman.

We used to sell these in my store.

Damn things sold better

than the guns ever did.

It brings me good luck.

And you call this good luck?

I'm still breathing.

- She's one of them!

- No, she's having a baby!

- What baby?

- Get me to the hospital.

- We have to leave.

- No one leaves until i say so.

- We have to get her out of here.

- We've got two cops here.

- They know how to deliver a baby.

- That 's right, we do.

- There you go.

- I'm sure you do, molly.

See if the cervix is dilated and,

sergeant, you mop up her water.

We're out of here!

Molly, get her ready now, do it now!

Alright, we're leaving, let 's go.

- We must prepare.

- They're leaving.

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