Uhf Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1989
- 97 min
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One day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude
Oil that is Well, maybe you call it black gold or Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly hillbilly...
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are-a-sayin'
Yeah, buddie, move away from there
That little Clampet got his own cement pond
That little Clampet, he's a millionaire
Now, everyone said Californie
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is
Swimming pools
Move-a-move-a-movie stars
Lookit that, lookit that
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
George... hey, George...
I finished polishing all the doorknobs.
Is there anything else you want me to do?
Uh, no, Stanley... that's ok.
Why don't you call it a night?
Aw... do I have to?
Yeah. Go on. I'll see you in the morning.
Okay, I'll see ya.
Hey, George. You know, I was just wondering...
like, like, if you were travelling through outer space.
I mean like going real fast like the speed of light you know,
and all of a sudden you started screaming...
you think that you're brain would blow up?
Hey, guys, I'm trying to work here, do you mind?
No... no, I don't mind, go right ahead.
Do you mind, George?
Would you care to order now?
Oh yah, I'll have the
No, thank you. We'll wait.
Are you sure he knows what restaurant we're at?
Well... I've got some good news and some bad news.
Okay... gimme the bad news first.
Well, given our present financial situation,
compounded by on-going fixed expenses and outstanding invoices,
I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.
What's the good news?
I lied. There is no good news.
I never should have taken this job.
I should have known it would turn out like all the others.
You know, for a short time there,
I just don't know anymore.
Well, at least I've still got Teri.
Bob, what time is it?
Nine thirty.
Oh no...
Hello?
George Newman... you're a selfish, thoughtless, insensitive creep.
And from now on you can forget all my birthdays... because we're through
Hey, kids... where do you want to go?
That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse.
And boy oh boy are we gonna have big fun today.
We're gonna have so much fun...
we'll forget about how miserable we are
and how much life sucks and how
we're all going to grow old and die someday.
I wanna go home.
Shut up, you little weasel.
Okay, right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons.
It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote
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