Udaan Page #5

it's our first meeting..

Well sung..

You making fun of me?

- No..

Are you making fun of me?

- Fun? I'm not making fun..

In front of this boy.

No man, you sang well..

He laughed at me.

Don't laugh

You're making fun of me fatso.

No l'm not.

He always does this.

Why are you getting angry?

Who have you come to bully?

Him or me?

Let it go.

No l won't..

Don't listen to fatso. He's mad.

If he's mad he shouldn't be here.

- Calm down.

Will you like it if I made

fun of you in front of the boy?

Listen to me..

What did I say..

- Let it go man.

Let it go man. We're friends.

Let it go. Let's drink.

You can't afford to buy booze.

You live off this guy.

How will you buy me booze?

How can I live off him?

He wears shorts.

Listen to that.

You just eat all day fatso.

You shut up. Let's drink.

Who's buying drinks?

He is.

Which school were you in?

- Bishop Cotton.

Bishaap.

Where is it?

- Shimla.

You must feel cold then?

Here?

From the hills aren't you?

You know what fatso's father does?

- What?

He sells panties & bras.

Sits on a stool all day..

With bras and panties.

My friends and I

always wanted to do that.

Lingerie shop!

Cheers to Lingerie Shops!

Cheers!

To fatso. Who never gets the joke.

Cheers!

Now that you've left school..

Your dad must be breathing fire..

He must be saying..

No more studies. Waste of time.

Join family business.

How do you know that?

All small town fathers are alike.

Family business..

Very good, very good..

Dream business..

Very bad, very bad..

What' your dream business?

I want to be a writer.

Writer!

Javed Akhtar.

Written something?

- Yes.

Let's hear it..

He'll eat every strand of your hair

If you let him,

he'll eat days of the year

He'll eat the food of

a starving man.

And the last wishes of

a dying man.

He'll eat Laloo's children

And the Naxal core.

He'll eat the fun of youth

And the warmth of old age..

He'll eat the walk of

a woman with no shame.

And if given a chance..

He'll eat all your

thoughts as well.

Even a tortoise is faster,

Fatso master..

He is a gas

- blaster, fatso master..

Fatso master is a total disaster..

Total Disaster is Fatso master.

Speaks from his ass, fatso master.

Drinks only Fosters, Fatso master.

Equals a hundred elephants,

Fatso master.

Stomach or Equator? Fatso master.

Larger than extra large,

Fatso master.

Original loo breaker,

Fatso master.

The Titanic's anchor,

Fatso master.

Disgraceful.

Let's go.

Careful with the steps. Don't fall.

Okay. Okay.

Leave me, I'm fine..

Wrong side..

No.. you sit here. He'll drive.

Who'll drive? Rohan will.

Yes, he'll drive, you go to sleep

Him?

You sleep, he'll drive.

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