Ucho Page #3

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You shouldn't care who I ring anyway

For Christ's sake, stop sighing.

It really gets on my nerves!

No need to sigh because of me!

I'm phoning for a man,

if you want to know!

Well, I don't

Didn't we put it all in my suitcase?

The old one I used to have

at Technical College in Brno

- I threw it away ages ago

- Just like you

But there was nothing in it.

I've never lost anything of yours

All you've ever lost,

you've lost by yourself

With me,

you only lost your virginity

Towels are for hands, not dishes!

I'll write it on the wall for you

Do you want something to eat?

Where did you put those things

from the case?

All I remember is what happened

today ten years ago

What happened?

See, something you don't remember!

Actually, I tried to phone Klepac's wife

They must have people round.

All the lights are on

I brought her some stuff

from the government shop

She'd already paid for it

Smoked salmon and four boxes

of cheese. They love cheese

The manager asked me

to take them for her

so he wouldn't have to deliver

it specially

Maybe she came to get it

while we were out

They might have been

at the reception

Maybe in the special lounge

reserved for the President

Tondl's wife said Klepac

was going to be a minister

Why did you close it?

What did I say this time?

Did I say anything wrong?

- Don't shout

- I can hardly hear myself talking

At least tell me

what I can talk about

When can I talk normally?

You said the kitchen, the bathroom

and the bog were OK

What about the President

becoming a granddad?

Is that classified information too?

Can the Ear hear that?

Listen, Ear:
Comrade President

is a granddad

It's a boy. Everything's fine

The mother, unfortunately,

hasn't got enough milk

Come here

Sit down

Sit down

I've got to tell you something

Another little chat,

what about this time?

Didn't you get enough chance

at the party?

I don't want to hear

about government mistakes now

And I don't want you

reading to me today

What the hell was in that glass?

Must have been the stuff

I rub on my ankles

Ten years ago,

it was also the 17th of July

- Is it the 17th already?

- Every year, there's a 17th of July

Every year it is only me

who remembers

Too bad

But the phone was working earlier

Jindrich phoned

to say he'd be a bit late

It was working.

Cepicka phoned me

she wanted to know if the house

is warm enough in winter

Markus told her that we were moving

What an idiot

The cabinet housing official

is an idiot!

Do you have to keep up

with your daily ranting?

As long as you don't.

Undo this, will you?

That tickles

Comrades, we're going to bed

- Hi, Bedrich

- You're here?

Why wouldn't I be?

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